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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Character:Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 1,855
Warning potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right?  Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack.

Author's Notes: AU/Non Canon.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Yeah, and, just to add, my own little crackpot theories.  Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  ECommentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

Each chapter title is the lyric in a song (see current music).  Listen to them while you read; it's cracktificious of course.

3: If Looks Could Kill, They Probably WillCollapse )

Current Mood: Pestered by Daughter
Current Music: Games Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel
07 March 2015 @ 01:01 pm

I'm selling THOUSANDS(!) of items I've purchased in Japan. I've lived in Japan for 7 years and there's far too much stuff now.
There are several doujinshi as well as merchandising.

The Binary Alchemist
By binaryalchemist
Rating: This chapter rated R for language and  Roy and Ed fooling around
Pairing: Roy/Ed, past Hughes/Roy, Al/Anything in a skirt
Spoilers and Warnings: Post-Manga verse, Yaoi romance/angst/humor. Stand alone part of the “Half Lives” series.
Plot:  Roy Mustang: Soldier. Statesman. Alchemist. Peace making envoy and world traveler…”And nobody knows who the hell I am, really.  You can read the sanitized version of my life in the history books—or we can break out a bottle of booze, fill up the glasses and I can tell you the stories that the censors left out—which are hell of a lot more interesting…”
Chapter Summary: Roy's work on his biography is disrupted by unsettling news: Edison Elric a thirteen year old hellion (and felon) and his sarcastic younger sister Emma are being shipped off to Roy's house to keep them out of trouble (and to satisfy Edison's parole officer) while their parents are away on business. When Alphonse sharply implies that Roy was hardly a saint as a child, he inspires the Flame Alchemist to begin his memoirs at the beginning: his days as his father's "Perfect Little Soldier"...
.A/N :  If you’ve read this or any of Half Lives/Whole Lives/Our Lives/Private Lives, let me know what you thought—your feedback means so much!
“Half Lives”, “Whole Lives” “Our Lives” and other fics hosted at fanfiction.net at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1651220/BinaryTales and also at  my new host  at AO3. Thanks for reading!Al rose to his feet, slamming his palms down on the table top. “And I suppose you were a perfect saint growing up, right, Roy?” The former President of Amestris sighed and admired his manicured nails. “Me? Why I never gave anybody a moment’s trouble as a child, Alphonse. I was the perfect little soldier….”Collapse )
Barking at the wind
07 March 2015 @ 07:28 pm
Title: The Trouncing
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Winry Rockbell (Royai)
Author: evil_little_dog
Words: 380
Rating: Teen
Summary: Challenging the women to a snowball fight…not Roy’s best idea.
Warnings: Post-108
Disclaimer: The universe and characters belong to Hiromu Arakawa. All hail!

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