March 6th, 2015

where's my crack

Games Without Frontiers Chapter 3 - Royai - Crack went the Slingshot

Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating:: PG - NC-17
Main Characters:Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 1,482
Warning: potential overdosing of crrrrack.


Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right?  Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack.
 

Author's Notes: The story is completely AU.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Yeah, and, just to add, my own little crackpot theories.  Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

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HALF LIVES 4: PRIVATE LIVES (THE MUSTANG FILES), CHAPTER 1:"NOTHING TO LOSE BUT MY REPUTATION"

HALF LIVES 4: PRIVATE LIVES (THE MUSTANG FILES) CHAPTER 1
By binaryalchemist
Rating: This chapter rated PG-13 for language and  Roy and Ed fooling around
Pairing: Roy/Ed, past Hughes/Roy, Al/Anything in a skirt
Spoilers and Warnings: Post-Manga verse, Yaoi romance/angst/humor. Stand alone part of the “Half Lives” series.
Plot:  Roy Mustang: Soldier. Statesman. Alchemist. Peace making envoy and world traveler…”And nobody knows who the hell I am, really.  You can read the sanitized version of my life in the history books—or we can break out a bottle of booze, fill up the glasses and I can tell you the stories that the censors left out—which are hell of a lot more interesting…”
Chapter Summary:  “YOU?? Write a book? That’s ridiculous! Bwaaahaahaa!” Roy accepts a contract to write his own memoirs—partly to annoy Ed, but partly to set the record straight, since History books have left out the sex, the booze, the hell-raising and the scandals; in other words, the ‘good parts’.
.A/N :  If you’ve read this or any of Half Lives/Whole Lives/Our Lives/Private Lives, let me know what you thought—your feedback means so much!
“Half Lives”, “Whole Lives” “Our Lives” and other fics hosted at fanfiction.net at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1651220/BinaryTales and also at  my new host  at AO3. Thanks for reading!Collapse )