October 16th, 2014

crap

Crackfic: "ROY MUSTANG AND THE CURSE OF THE REDBACK'S REVENGE", Part 1

FIC: ROY MUSTANG AND THE CURSE OF THE REDBACK’S REVENGE, Part 1
BY: binaryalchemist
RATING: NC 17 for Yaoi Humor
PAIRING: Roy/Ed, ambiguous jokes about Jean Havoc
SPOILERS: Post Manga-verse crackfic, yaoi romance and adult humor
SUMMARY: There are tales from the life of Fuhrer President Roy Mustang that will end up in the history books. This is not one of them—not if Roy can prevent it. A moment of poor judgement on a dark night in the western territory outback led to one of the most embarrassing accidents the Flame Alchemist ever had to bribe or threaten others to keep out of the papers….
Author’s Note: This is, unfortunately, inspired by actual events. Only the species of the spider and the location of the attack have been changed. The humiliations, however, are pretty damn close to the truth…
(lyrics to "Redback Spider" are my re-write of the original 1970's Aussie folk song by Slim Newton)
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