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The Binary Alchemist
By binaryalchemist
Rating: This chapter rated R, for Roy/Ed foolin’ around
Pairing: Roy/Ed, Havoc/Hawkeye, onesided Riza/Roy, unrequited Al/Winry, past Al/Julia Crichton and Winry’s remarriage
Spoilers and Warnings: Post-Manga verse, Star of Milos, the FMA Novels and Prince of the Dawn game, FMA  OVA’s . Yaoi romance/angst/humor
Plot:  Roy and Ed have been together for 15 years now—Roy prepares to fulfill his 520-cenz promise to make Amestris a democracy, but just before Roy’s 50th birthday and his wedding to Edward a tell-all biography about Mustang is published  that sets the country on its ear---because the ‘truth’ about the Promised Day is about to come out, with Roy miscast as the evil genius behind it all…
SUMMARY: Ed and Roy don’t believe in  pre-wedding jinxes, but it seems as if the whole universe is throwing curve balls in the direction of their wedding, including dirty tricks played by their caterer, Ling Yao’s take over of the Presidential Palace, a protest march outside the front gates, a very sad day for Jean Havoc, and the Battle of the Blondes—Kelley Winchell, Roy’s biographer, up against  Alphonse Elric and film bombshell Gladys Turlough
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Feedback greatly appreciated---“Half Lives”, “Whole Lives” and other fics hosted at fanfiction.net at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1651220/BinaryTales   and also at  my new host  at AO3 Thanks so much for your comments!!“Ed, you know I don’t believe in all that superstitious crap.” “Oh yeah? Then what do you believe in?” “Well, I believe you are going to be the future Mr. Mustang in about---“ Roy glanced at his watch—“ let’s see—about 28 hours, and the house is in total chaos, and if I didn’t get us the hell out of there I probably would have been provoked into barbecuing our wedding planners with the snap of my fingers…and the chances of anybody actually chasing us down on horseback are fairly slim, don’t you think?”Collapse )