Title: Adventures in Babysitting
Pairing: MaesxRoy, hints of future RoyxEd
Rating: PG13
Timeline: AU
Words: 3194
Summary: Sixteen-year-old Roy Mustang has his work cut out for him when he takes a job babysitting the well-known and much-feared local hellions, otherwise known as the Elric brothers.

Chapter listing is here.

Roy glanced nervously between Ed and Russell, realizing that the next thing that came out of his mouth could doom him for all eternity… or at least until Mrs. Elric arrived home.

Crossposted.

Title: What Befits a Brown-Noser
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Maes/Roy
Author: evil_little_dog
Words: 1,300
Rating: Teen.
Summary: Roy’s sucking up has caught the attention of the wrong men.
Warnings: Cruelty/Pranks. And humor. Because.
Disclaimer: How can I solve the problem of not making money on this fandom…? Oh, yeah; write my own characters and story.

“This is it!” someone shouted, and the door burst open, smashing into the wall.

Fake cut takes you to my LJ.