September 28th, 2011

Merry Christmas, Motherf*@#er

Title: Merry Christmas, Motherf*@#er (or, The True and Honest Account of How Roy Mustang Got His Remarkable Stocking Stuffer, Christmas 1914)
Rating: PG13ish (for Edward's exceedingly foul mouth)
Characters: Ed. Totally gen and ridiculous.
Word Count: 1357
Warnings: AU
Summary: Ed has found the most miserable town in existence. And he's stuck in it. And it's all Mustang's fault.

A/N: Just a little something I wrote almost a year ago, in a comment box on Facebook, whilst in the midst of homicidal holiday angst. Un-beta-ed, so any errors are entirely my own. As they generally are.

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