March 4th, 2010

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Now in sizes XXL.

So I went to visit Japan a couple months back, and anyone who's ridden on a plane might have experienced the TV monitors on the back of the seats where you get to watch movies, play games or listen to music playlists.

I browsed through a "J-Pop Today" playlist, and was pretty happy to hear FMA's Golden Time Lover.
When I looked up at the screen, though...

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Golden Time Rubber.

New condom brand, Y/Y!?

Ed/Ling Fic

Title: Camping Sucks

Author: enemytosleep
Word Count: 2267
Rating: R-16

Characters: Ed/Ling
Prompt: springkink [4 - Fullmetal Alchemist] Ed/Ling: temptation - so strange and new and beautiful
Summary: Ed and Ling ensure there will always be tons of firewood at camp.

Warnings: nothing explicit other than some language. Boo
Notes: Thank you to bob_fish for the look through. :3 This is set during the Camping Trip of Doom. You know, the one where Ed and Darius and Heinkle follow Greed-sama around Amestris while on the lam?

He knew this was Ling because of the way he accented his name, and the sing song way in which he called it.

Bakeoff Drabbles

Title: Practiced Hands

Author: enemytosleep

Word Count: 191
Rating: MA
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Ed/Ling
Prompt: fanfic_bakeoff - Catch

Summary: Suavity comes with practice.
Warnings: Explicit yaoi, handjob
Notes: But it's so much fun to do this.

He liked to trace the muscles there, they way they wrapped around his hips and curved downward.

Title: A Rock and A Hard Place
Author: enemytosleep
Word Count: 271
Rating: MA
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Ed/Ling
Prompt: fanfic_bakeoff - Catch
Summary: Greed gets tired of the games.

Warnings: Explicit yaoi, blowjob, fingering
Notes: I clearly have been spending way too much time thinking about this arc

He was so screwed if something was wrong with his automail.

Title: The Things We Do

Author: enemytosleep

Word Count: 233
Rating: T
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Greed 2.0/Ed
Prompt: fanfic_bakeoff - Tangle

Summary: Greed doesn't always know what he's doing anymore.
Warnings: boy cuddling, nothing explicit though
Notes: Look, another Camping Trip of Doom drabble

It was a lame excuse though.