And Hilarity, Yet Again, EnsuesStatus:
Chapter Two of a number of veeeery short, semi-connected fics.Pairings:
None. (But I'm gonna get Greed/Lust in here eventually, as a favor to ennalyra
Ed, Greed, Lust, Envy, and, somehow... Edward and Emmett Cullen. No, I don't get it either.Words:
PG-13 for language. And for gangster!Greed. And for gratuitous abuse of internet memes (THE GAME, BRO, THE GAME!)Summary:
A parody of bad high school AU's. Ed's punishment for blowing up the chem lab is detention, Envy is killing cheerleaders for no good reason, Growing Up Cullen
is quoted, and Greed's a gangster. Hilarity does not ensue.A/N:
for semi-betaing/inspiring this.
Seriously. Don't read this if you value your sanity.Dread. Lots of it. Filling EVERY PARTICLE OF ED'S BODY.