Title: A Journalistic Approach
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Genre: Humor, Crack
Timeline: AU, seeing as Hughes is alive.
Note: Written in Associated Press style, from my days in Journalism class. There might be slight stylistic errors, as it's been a long time since I've used it. This is just crack, though. Pure crack.
Crossposted to: jen_fics and inuyashanohime