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06 April 2005 @ 09:10 am
Your Mom jokes...FMA Style  
From the twisted minds of SharYamato and KittyKatie, we give you YOUR MOM jokes Fullmetal Alchemist jokes. This is what happens when you buy the 2nd Dvd and it gets too serious. Feel free to add any as well.

1. Your Mom's a Humunculous
2. Your Mom's a Chimera
3. Your Mom's head went Splodey
4. Your Mom's Barry the Chopper (my favorite)
5. Your Mom's Lust
6. Your Mom's Envy
7. Your Mom is tigger-happy like Hawkeye
8. Your Mom is the 'Flaming Alchemist'
9. Your Mom is Fullmetal
10. Your Mom is Lust
11. Your Mom has Automail
12. Your Mom is a pipsqueak
13. You Mom is a Whino (in reference to Scar)

(By Cougarfan)
14. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Chimera!Tucker run screaming for mercy.
15. Yo momma's so fat, she could obliterate an Ishvar village just by sitting on it.
16. Yo momma's so stupid, even Gluttony looks like Einstein beside her.

(by Sariaust)
17. Your mom's a failed human transmutation

(by amestirs)
18. Your mom's a tiny grain of rice that doesn't even show up in your eye!

(by hagane_no)
19. Your mama's so bitter that not even gluttony would eat her.
20. Your mama's so ugly she makes the Fuhrer look like Miss America.
21. Your mama's so short, she makes Ed feel tall.

(by KittyKatie)
22. Your mom is from an altertive-world

(by ysabul)
23. Your mom looks better in automail.

(by iateyourbabies)
24. Your mom is Dante.

(by alistaere)
25. Your mom needs to get married.

(okay...just shoot me now, I know some of these are lame, but they are crack indused...

Also, slightly random question. Can you be a married couple in the military?
Current Music: Castles in the Sky
a fangirl: dirty thoughts (__kat__)treesock on April 6th, 2005 11:12 am (UTC)
But I don't know.... T_T

And people would be all "lol marysue"... &_&

And.... (_)
devils_devotion on April 6th, 2005 11:18 am (UTC)
Not with you, they wouldn't. Everyone knows about YOU.

I would so mem it if you did. And pimp it out to the world. And stuff.

Feria: [Hagaren] SD Landwithout_reason on April 6th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
Secretly replace your name with Gracia when you release it to the public so people would think it's a Hughes x Gracia fic. XD

And you'd be snickering in the shadows while making out with Hughes. :3