1. Your Mom's a Humunculous
2. Your Mom's a Chimera
3. Your Mom's head went Splodey
4. Your Mom's Barry the Chopper (my favorite)
5. Your Mom's Lust
6. Your Mom's Envy
7. Your Mom is tigger-happy like Hawkeye
8. Your Mom is the 'Flaming Alchemist'
9. Your Mom is Fullmetal
10. Your Mom is Lust
11. Your Mom has Automail
12. Your Mom is a pipsqueak
13. You Mom is a Whino (in reference to Scar)
14. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Chimera!Tucker run screaming for mercy.
15. Yo momma's so fat, she could obliterate an Ishvar village just by sitting on it.
16. Yo momma's so stupid, even Gluttony looks like Einstein beside her.
17. Your mom's a failed human transmutation
18. Your mom's a tiny grain of rice that doesn't even show up in your eye!
19. Your mama's so bitter that not even gluttony would eat her.
20. Your mama's so ugly she makes the Fuhrer look like Miss America.
21. Your mama's so short, she makes Ed feel tall.
22. Your mom is from an altertive-world
23. Your mom looks better in automail.
24. Your mom is Dante.
25. Your mom needs to get married.
(okay...just shoot me now, I know some of these are lame, but they are crack indused...
Also, slightly random question. Can you be a married couple in the military?