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06 April 2005 @ 09:10 am
Your Mom jokes...FMA Style  
From the twisted minds of SharYamato and KittyKatie, we give you YOUR MOM jokes Fullmetal Alchemist jokes. This is what happens when you buy the 2nd Dvd and it gets too serious. Feel free to add any as well.



1. Your Mom's a Humunculous
2. Your Mom's a Chimera
3. Your Mom's head went Splodey
4. Your Mom's Barry the Chopper (my favorite)
5. Your Mom's Lust
6. Your Mom's Envy
7. Your Mom is tigger-happy like Hawkeye
8. Your Mom is the 'Flaming Alchemist'
9. Your Mom is Fullmetal
10. Your Mom is Lust
11. Your Mom has Automail
12. Your Mom is a pipsqueak
13. You Mom is a Whino (in reference to Scar)

(By Cougarfan)
14. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Chimera!Tucker run screaming for mercy.
15. Yo momma's so fat, she could obliterate an Ishvar village just by sitting on it.
16. Yo momma's so stupid, even Gluttony looks like Einstein beside her.

(by Sariaust)
17. Your mom's a failed human transmutation

(by amestirs)
18. Your mom's a tiny grain of rice that doesn't even show up in your eye!

(by hagane_no)
19. Your mama's so bitter that not even gluttony would eat her.
20. Your mama's so ugly she makes the Fuhrer look like Miss America.
21. Your mama's so short, she makes Ed feel tall.

(by KittyKatie)
22. Your mom is from an altertive-world

(by ysabul)
23. Your mom looks better in automail.

(by iateyourbabies)
24. Your mom is Dante.

(by alistaere)
25. Your mom needs to get married.





(okay...just shoot me now, I know some of these are lame, but they are crack indused...

Also, slightly random question. Can you be a married couple in the military?
 
 
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a fangirl: hughes being a sexy little thing (undeadtreesock on April 6th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)
Hughes is married. (not to me, sadly)

Unless you mean married to another person in the military... well, I don't see why not. XD
Shar - Queen of the Blonde & Blue-eyed: Determined credit roseicesharyamato on April 6th, 2005 08:32 am (UTC)
Yeah I meant within the military...I just don't know if the wife would stay in the military or not...gah, I don't know much of anything :P
(no subject) - devils_devotion on April 6th, 2005 08:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - treesock on April 6th, 2005 10:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - treesock on April 6th, 2005 10:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - treesock on April 6th, 2005 11:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Katie-chan Hobbitkittykatie on April 6th, 2005 08:35 am (UTC)
Ow, so many. Mawhahaha. Evil as I am, I can't think of another one at the moment...your mom! -dies by evil high school bun-
Miss Kitty Fantastica: Vengeancecougarfang on April 6th, 2005 08:45 am (UTC)
I'm having entirely too much fun with this, aren't I? ^^;;;
14. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Chimera!Tucker run screaming for mercy.

15. Yo momma's so fat, she could obliterate an Ishvar village just by sitting on it.

16. Yo momma's so stupid, even Gluttony looks like Einstein beside her.
Mariana: Peter and the fanmaliza on April 6th, 2005 09:10 am (UTC)
Re: I'm having entirely too much fun with this, aren't I? ^^;;;
rotfl, You win. XD
Ryviansnake_lady on April 6th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
XD
sariaust on April 6th, 2005 09:40 am (UTC)
Your mom's a failed human transmutation!!!!!1111one D:
ღ a b b yalistaere on April 6th, 2005 09:54 am (UTC)
You win. *Uber-cookie*


Your mom needs to get married.

... sorry, I tried.
(no subject) - treesock on April 6th, 2005 11:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - alistaere on April 6th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - kecen on April 6th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
ex_amestris on April 6th, 2005 09:52 am (UTC)
Your mom's a tiny grain of rice that doesn't even show up in your eye!
Justine Ysabel Perezjoruri on April 6th, 2005 10:03 am (UTC)
I don't know why, but... "Your mom's ENVY." is... XD
Shar - Queen of the Blonde & Blue-eyedsharyamato on April 6th, 2005 10:04 am (UTC)
Exactly!
(no subject) - sasha_janre on April 6th, 2005 10:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Katie-chan Hobbitkittykatie on April 6th, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
I got one, I got one,

"Your mom is from an altertive-world." XD
ysabetysabet on April 6th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
Yup, you can; I have several friends who are equally in the military and married to each other (one of 'em just retired). It sort of throws "fraternization" out the window, really, though I think there are rules about being in different squadrons.

My addition:
"Your mom looks better in automail."
unruhe on April 6th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
Yeah, well.

Your mom is Dante.

(omg, now I can be a supernerd with my "fma your mom jokes". And they thought it was bad when I just said, "YEAH WELL YOURMOM" to everything. -manical dying cackle-)
ryuuraigekiryuuraigeki on April 6th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. >.< The "your mom" jokes have been running rampant around my school all year, and now it's here too... >_>;;;; There is no escape for me, it would seem. XD
The Stuttering Lanternetrf_chan on April 6th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
Your momma's so completely WTF, she makes the Archernator look normal.
anax imperatoranax on April 6th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
Married couples can be in the military (both in the military).

However, neither of them can be in the same chain of command (i.e. one cannot have direct or indirect command over the other).

Why? Cos it's kind of hard to order your spouse into combat. And if you're in a position to favor your spouse, it would be both tempting to do so and difficult to convince others that you're not doing so.

Fraternization rules are there to keep the chain of command intact and professional. No more and no less.
mikkeneko on April 8th, 2005 02:41 pm (UTC)
I married your mom in the military... last night.

*twelve*