Rating: Fairly soft R
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or it's characters and all that jazz.
Author's Note: cryogenia has corrupted me, it would seem. I don't think I've had so much fun writing :Fail in all of ever. Most of this is her fault, just for the record. She gives amazing suggestions and kept me from failing in the bad sort of way, I think. \o/
It’s our floor. Who cares what we do with it?