April 1st, 2007

Roy.  Juggernaut.


Title: Roysculpture
Artist: raja815
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Character: Roy Mustang
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Masturbation. Roy in 3-D.

So today I sculpted masturbating!Roy and painted him. :D He's 6"x1", made of Sculpy clay and painted with acrylics, and is very nice if I do say so myself. But anyway, there's lots of fun pictures of him in all his glory, and some amusing ones of him interacting with my little Havosculpture.

Fake cut to my journal. Dial-up users be warned; it's kind of an image-heavy post. Sorry about that.

:D! NAKED ROY SCULPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sam winchester wears

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Title: Fraternization
Author: freaky_zero
Genre: Introspective smut?
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: ArcherxHand, MustangxHavoc
Spoilers: Not...really?
Word Count: Approx. 3,025

Warnings & Notes: This is my first time writing Archer as well as my first time writing masturbation, so I'm not sure how good it will be. Plus, I've got a...unique interpretation of Archer, please don't eat me if you disagree.... And, the timeline is skewed.

(Had he been a lesser man, he might have given into the desire.)

Written for fma_fuh_q's month of March.

x-posted to fma_fuh_q, fma_yaoi, and schlachtfeld
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Mustang- Your Mom

The Seed of the Fire- Chapter 17: "Masks and Scars" (Mustang x Hughes)

Title: Masks and Scars (The Seed of the Fire- Chapter 17)
Author: SeaweedOtter
Pairing: Roy Mustang x Maes Hughes
Rating: NC-17 (Yah! finally!!)
Disclaimer: AU, Set before the anime started, while Maes and Roy were roommates at the military academy.
Author Note: The story will mostly follow the manga, but it may have a bit of both.
Summary: The masks we wear can only hide so much pain. The scars tell the rest of the story.

I have the awesome johns_elizabeth as my advisor.

Read all of the chapters so far HERE!

By the time the train pulled into the station, there wasn't a single muscle in Maes' body that wasn't stiff and aching.
The gate likes to watch

Hardboiled FMA Genfic

TITLE: The Red Hand
PAIRING: None, Breda centric Gen
GENRE: Drama/Plot/Pulp Fiction
RATING: R for violence
SUMMARY: Breda risks his life to save Armstrong's family from a terrorist group.

A/N: Despite being primarily about Breda and Armstrong, this fic is not humor. It's gritty, dark and serious. Done for an April Fools challenge: prompt: "Armstrong gives Breda tips on impersonating him accurately".

( For years in the hot, dust choked alleys of Ishball, the Red Hand lurked like a boogy-man. )
Mustang- Your Mom

Shower Games (Havoc x Mustang)

Title: Shower Games
Author: SeaweedOtter
Requestor: militsa
Genre: Fluffy silliness
Prompt: Havoc/Roy, indiscreet event in bathroom, include towel snapping.
Rating: PG-13 for crude humor and brief showery nudity.
Pairing: Havoc x Mustang
Spoilers: None, really.

This was done for the fma_7sins April Fool's Challenge!!

At the end of a hard workout, there was little that Jean Havoc liked more than a nice, long soak under the steaming hot showers in the locker room at Central Command.
Me (default)

[Song Request]

Hi everyone!

Sorry to say, but I don't have anything to offer the community right now, but I do have a request, if it's possible! I've been looking for the song 'Last Meeting (Chill out Mix)' for a while, and I've checked several playlists from LJ users here, but none have worked (the file either didn't work or the download was expired). It's from the DJCD Hagaren Housoukyoku soundtrack. So I'm asking, pretty please, if anyone would be willing to share this song with me! Oh! And if this is in any way not allowed, let me know and I'll delete it right away!

Many thanks in advance! ♥
[Other] - Real Life - Buddy

[Drabble] Menstrual Cycle

Title: Menstrual Cycle
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any rights related to FMA
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Author: noob_alchemist A.K.A. nb_fanfiction
A/N: Yesh, this isn't beta'd, because I wrote it on a whim a few weeks ago when I had my period. OMG periods can be inspirational! It was meant to be funny, but the more I read over it, the less funny it seems :( Really not one of my best, I was trying something a little new Style-wise, even though this IS my first time writing female!ed and I was a little rusty since I hadn't written in a while. Uh.. Enjoy? ^.^;
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Roy/Female!Edward
Genre: General, Attempted Humor
Rating: PG, PG-13 to be safe?
Warning(s): Crappy attempt at a different style, Woman with her period whose PMSing
Word Count: 307
Summary: Roy Mustang finds out first hand what it's like living with a woman.

Roy had been shocked

Fake'd to my writing journal, x-posted so I'm Sorry if you get it more than once on your F-list.
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[Fic] Feminine Attributes (PG, Al, Ed, Ling, Mustang. Rentanjutsu gone wrong!)

Author: Evil_Kat (Links to my writing journal, Katowisp)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Ling's in it, but besides that; nothing.
Summary: Al recovers his body through a poker game Ed played with the Gate. The brothers decide to make good on their promise to see Ling, and bring Roy along with them. But a gamble is a gamble, and Ed gets more than he gambled for.
In response to the request that said:
Roy, Ed, Al, and Ling, In Xing, Ling's family, accident/failure in rentanjutsu.

Feminine Attributes

maybe a little xpost!