February 6th, 2007

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[Fanfic] BAD FIC + 10 Sentences - NC-17/PG-13

Title: Bad-Fic-a-Thon: Bad Porn.
Authors: Rieka De-Volka (aka ranty_rie, aka me) & Random.
Pairing(s): Roy/Ed/Al, Envy/Ed/Al.
Beta: None, we're not nearly that cruel, plus that would kinda kill the point of this thing.
Rating: NC-17.
Genre: Angst, PWP, just a general WTF.
Warnings: Incest, N/C, bad grammar, bad spelling, horrendous idea.
Feedback: You're free to yell, scream, rant and insult.
Word Count: Less than 500 (mercifully).
Summary: A prime example of bad porn at its worst. W00t.
Author's Notes: Random and I have been doing this for ages. We used to do it monthly, terrorizing our former fandoms and our friends with these pieces of horrible-ness that should have never seen the light of day. Basically, we logged on MSN, and each of us wrote a paragraph of the fic, randomly and without plot, just throwing in bad things. Tonight we wrote nearly twenty bad fics, but we agreed not to be cruel and just share the less traumatic one. I don't want you to sue me for the therapy, after all. The rules were: no capslock, no backtracking, no spellchecking, no time to think. Just take it as a stress reliever and a joke. It's what we do... really. I didn't edit out the headers from MSN, so as to point out who wrote what. Have fun, or not. XD

And to redeem ourselves... here's a bit of something not quite good, but not cringe worthy... I think.

Title: 10 FMA Sentences: Military.
Authors: Rieka De-Volka (aka ranty_rie, aka me) & Random.
Characters(s): Ed, Havoc, Hawkeye, Kimblee, Roy, Manga!Wrath, Hughes, Archer, Armstrong, Chimeras.
Beta: None, all mistakes our own.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama.
Warnings: Light Anime & Manga spoilers.
Feedback: Quite welcome.
Word Count: Less than 500.
Summary: Ten sentences about the Military.
Author's Notes: We decided to do something less traumatic once we were tired of writing evilness. The prompts were taken from </a></b></a>10_what_ifs, from their set "Military", though it's not affiliated to that community. He did five and I did five, I left the MSN headers so you know who wrote what.