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A friend of mine is looking for this fic and I have drawn a complete blank as to the name or author (or even location). Any help would be welcome.

Title: A Cure for Boredom
Author: annepackrat
Genre: Parody / Humor / Smut
Rating: R
Pairing: Envy x Pinako
Spoilers: Spoilers for Manga volumes 7 on up
Warnings: Contains really freaky old people sex. Manga-based.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist and its attendant characters and settings were created by Hiromu Arakawa and are distributed by Square-Enix, Viz, and Funimation. Scumble and Gytha are from Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series.

Summary: Father forces Envy to go on a boring assignment to watch the Rockbell House as a punishment. He's bored. Pinako's bored. Maybe a game of poker is the cure they're seeking...

( 'Don't attend many parties,' Envy answered, 'People don't tend to like my ideas for party games. You know, throat-slitting, torture, destruction of property, general mayhem.... That sort of thing.'Collapse )

Crossposted to FMA-Fuh-q, fm_alchemist, fmahet and my own journal. I apologize for any spamming of Friends lists that occurs because of this.

Thanks for reading.

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If anybody could point me in the right direction, I'd appriciate it. :) Thanks.
And sorry if this isn't allowed.

Title: Merciless
Author: Ambre [hieronymousb]
Pairing: Envy x Envy, brief allusions to various others x Envy.
Rating: NC-17.
Genre: Lemon. PWP-ish.
Beta(s): perivates and parallax_view
Warnings: Non-con, BDSM. Various fetishes, particularly humiliation/slave fetish. Abuse. Psychological torture. Mild violence. Some bloodplay. Implied character death [necessary for there to be a new homunculus]. Dark.
Spoilers: EoS, sort of, but this is a post-series alternate future. Spoilers for That Person.
Notes: It may be important to note that I'm splicing the manga and anime together a bit in this fic: I'm taking the manga idea that a homunculus can be 'replaced' by another homunculus with a similar attitude and powers. The fic itself takes place in the anime-verse, however.

(Never are you more perfect than when you're flustered, or in the mood for violence, which seems to be always, and you're the ultimate orphaned child, the monster whose father didn't want him and whose mother thought she was too good for the world; you don't belong in any eternity. But in as much as I am you now, I do want to keep you. Forever.)

Two second drabble because I am BORED AS FUCKING HELL. took me all of five minutes to write, so its probably crap, but hey.

Title: Distractions
Pairing: RoyEd
Warnings: None
Rating: PG-12??

Drabble

It all started with a little niggle, birthed after I first heard about the profoundly titled Hollywood movie, that resurfaced again once Conqueror of Shamballa premiered in the States, and was still hanging around when I sat down tonight wondering how to go about commemorating this October third.