Title: Let My Alphonses Go
Rating: PG-13... eh, maybe PG-15 instead.
Beta: Kalika Maxwell
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. That distinction belongs to Hiromu Arakawa.
This fic is based in the Brothers-verse of Kalika Maxwell's fantastic "Brothers"
fanfic. If you do not have the time to wade through 34 chapters of writing that is far superior to mine, I think this little humor fic stands pretty well on it's own, keeping three things in mind:
1) "Brothers" is an EdxHeiderichxAl OT3. It's rather blatantly mentioned here as well.
2) Russell and Winry are both domineering taskmasters.
3) Al is a foolish little boy who came up with a foolish little plan. It doesn't actually have a bearing on this fic's plot, but as it gets mentioned briefly, I thought I'd make a note of it. To find out what that plan was, read Brothers!Now, on to the fic!