Title: Overhaul, Part 2
Genre: Romance, Humor, Smut!
Words: 11,000+, about 6,000 in the second chunk
Beta: Uncreditted at the time, but I love him/her for helping me! Aff.net beta readers are the best!
Rating: NC-17 to be safe, but about as bad as most romance novels
Disclaimer: I don’t own Full Metal Alchemist or any of the characters. I’m just borrowing them to play with. I’ll return them later after, promise.
Warnings: Over-used plot hook, general goof-ups of canon, squicky if you can’t take reading missing limbs. Did I mention smut? If you’re under 18, leave now before your virgin eyes are scarred forever, if you’re over 18, enjoy!
Notes: 10 to 1 most of the people reading this have found it on ff.net, aff.net, mediaminer.org, or Ficwad. I cross-post on archives like a fiend. That said, baring any more grammar goof ups, this is the definitive version of the story broken down in two parts. X-posted all over creation. Other installments are on the other archives under the same penname, Serenanna, but are very un-corrected. So, here's the ending!(Fake Cut to the Smut, err, Fic!)