Title: In Need of Repair
Author: Astizya
Category: Angst, Drama, Romance
Pairing: Roy/Ed, mentions of Winry/Ed
Rating: R
Warnings: language, brief smut
Disclaimers: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me. I'm not making any money off of this.
Dedication: to ikuyona for her birthday. :D
Word Count: 830

Winry! Ed managed to shout at last. Close the door! [Fake Cut]

Series Title: Battlefield
Series Rating:: PG - NC-17
Main Characters:Edward Elric, Jean Havoc
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 3, 413
Warning Yaoi; consensual, underaged sex (well, maybe it's underaged to some); potential overdosing of crrrrack. A little bit of OOC − Ed’s getting drunk (thanks, Breda!)

Synopsis: One wonders if Ed’s brain can take much more of this kind of thing.

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Part 33: Ven Conmigo

This is my first AMV. Because of my limited resources, I could only use clips from FMA opening and closing themes.
My First AMV

I was reading a FanFic and i read this part and laughed...so i thought i would share it..
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Al looks into a mirror depressed

“What’s on your mind, dear brother?” Ed asked.

“With this armor I’ll never be good with the ladies!” Al cried.

“Don’t worry, Al,” Ed said with thumbs up, “I’ll find you a nice girlfriend!”

Al smiles with sparkles (Like the ones around Armstrong) all around

“Oh thank you, Ed!” Al smiled.

Ed holds up magazine of different suits of armor

“Go ahead! Choose any one you’d like!” Ed smiled.

I have the sudden urge to murder someone right now… Al thought.
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hahaha man... i gotta get out of the house... lol

In the great spirit of being Zeppelin'd, I bring you this little bit of 4chan meme crack.

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YAY for GENFIC! =DDD

I haven't seen alot of gen-fic involving Winry, and since she's not a character I really find myself identifying with, I challenged myself to write something focusing on her character.

Delving into the prospects of both she and Ed's personalities, at least the way I perceive them.

Rating: G
Words: 378
Spoilers: None
Summary: It seemed like no matter what she did, he always contradicted.

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This is my major fanfiction dump... I just though "Why not?" so here it is... by the way this stuff is cross-posted just about everywhere...

Title: Once Upon a Rainy Day
Author: Ceirwy
Beta: None
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Note: this one is an old one I revisited. It's not the best but it's good enough...

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Title: Darkness Falls
Author: Ceirwy
Beta: None
Genre: Tragedy Angst Drama
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Note: Revisited as well... For dear Isha... I miss you...


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Title: Militia Mayhem
Chapter: Part 1
Author: Ceirwy
Genre: Humor, angst... mostly humor
Rating: 14A (that’s mature if you don’t follow that system)
Pairings: Anything I come up with...
Note: I have no excuse...

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Title: Second Chance
Author: Ceirwy
Beta: None
Word Count:1020
Genre: General
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Note: This one I'm entering in FullserviceFma's april fanfiction contest... hope it wins!

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Title: Mr Alchemist
Author: Ceirwy
Beta: None
Genre: General
Word count:
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Note: This one just came to me one boring afternoon... ^_^

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A while back, someone posted a very funny summary of Conqueror of Shambala. I've scanned the memories and such, but I can't seem to find it. Would someone mind terribly much giving me the link, or at least the name of the person who wrote it?

If this is not allowed, or just too much like spam, I apologize, and you can delete it.

Chaotic motion gives rise to strange attractors:

Rulz: Comments are appreciated, Credit is not needed, hotlinking will get you sucked into a black hole.

My Work Here Is Done

Sailormoon (14)
-Aino Minako (1)
-Hino Rei (1)
-Tsukino Usagi (1)
-Seiya and Usagi (2)
-Kou Seiya (2)
-Kou Taiki (3)
-Kou Yaten (5)

Tokyo Mew Mew (2)
-Aizawa Minto (1)
-Pie (1)

Fruits Basket (7)
-Sohma Akito (3)
-Honda Tohru (1)
-Manabe Kakeru (1)
-Sohma Yuki (1)
-YukixKyou (1)

Death Note (14)
-L (2)
-Mello (3)
-Matt (1)
-MelloxMatt (2)
-Near (3)
-MelloxNear (1)
-Yagami Raito (1)
-Teru Mikami (1)

Fullmetal Alchemist (9)
-Edward Elric (2)
-Ling Yao (1)
-Jean Havoc (1)
-Riza Hawkeye (3)
-Scar (1)

Saiyuki (2)
-Cho Hakkai (1)
-Kougaiji (1)

Miscellaneous (6)
-Strong Bad email (1)
-Flowers (2)
-Fanfiction (2)
-Harry Potter (1)

SPOILERS for Death Note chapter 99, and Fullmetal Alchemist chapter 54 if you squint.

Teasers:



Fake cut to my journal

Just posted a pinch-hit to hughesathon--

Title: The Stalking of the Wild Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Summary: "Subject appears impatient, which is completely understandable as we've been in this line for twenty-two minutes and forth-three seconds now. Subject has finally reached the counter... Subject seems to be ordering a... double chocolate mochaccino with whipped cream and... a cherry on top?"

(Fic announcement x-posted to jmtorres, fm_alchemist, fma_yaoi, maes_hughes, hughesxroy)

After getting permission from the mods, I'm here to pimp the The fma_ot4 Contest

In which ANY combinations of Maes Hughes, Roy Mustang, Gracia Hughes and Riza Hawkeye is welcome. The foursome is particularly loved.

The Contest Where the Rules Are Made Up and the Points Don't Matter.

There are two possible ways you can enter the contest. Or three, 'cause we're all about the combinations around here. You can choose to enter on the Lyrics side of things, or the First Line side of things. Or, if you're feeling really brave, both. If you want both (because after all, isn't the whole purpose of the OT4 having your cake and eating it too?), you have the option of either writing two separate fics, or using the prompts for the same fic.

More information here.

Hey has anyone translated the song 'Shounen_yo__Shinjiru_Nakama_yo' yet? It's sung by Roy with Havoc/Breda/Falman/Fuery as back-up in a do-whop kinda style and I kinda wanted to know what it was about. I can't find english lyrics anywhere. (And the only thing that came up in Memories was the romanji version.)

Here's the romanji:
http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/fmalchemist/shounenshinjiru.htm

Even if there's not a word for word translation, I'd be happy with a general theme of the song if anyone can help.

Edit: I've got the lyrics now (thanks to some people), but I'm still a little confused with the theme if anyone has an idea.

Edit 2: Nevermind, it's a 'Roy's Emo/Let's back him up' kind of song. Perfect for Do-whop. *nodnod*

Title: Fine
Author: ceasefire
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Jean Havoc/Roy Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2341
Warnings: Anime spoilers right up to the end of the series, language, sexual references.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is the rightful property of Hiromu Arakawa. This is a fanwork written purely for both your entertainment and mine.

The morning that Roy didn’t kiss him, Jean knew something was terribly wrong.

Attention-whored to havocroy, fma_yaoi, fm_alchemist and my personal journal.

Oh God. I am a horrible, terrible person, and you all may stone me after I have a very good laugh. This is meant to be crack, anything otherwise would be really damning.

This is for those people who love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
( Why are we born? Why do we die? Why do we spend so much of the time inbetween practicing alchemy?Collapse )