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J. M. Torres
10 April 2006 @ 12:13 am
x-posted to maes_hughes, fma_yaoi, fm_alchemist, and steelandsparks

I run an RPG called militarydogs. Sometimes my players do things so brilliantly cracked that I have to tell everyone I know. So I present to you: Hughes, played by the wonderfully insane itsychick, gives Ed "The Talk," fully illustrated with zucchini.

I hurt from laughing.
Current Mood: amused*ded*
10 April 2006 @ 02:12 am
*Title: Chapter Eight: "And Now for a Word from Our Sponsor"
*Author: c_b_s aka: "Crackbunny Syndrome"
*Rating: R (mostly for language and violence, but mostly language)
*Spoilers: Post Series, Post Movie

(Ratings and spoiler warnings apply to all chapters)

Teaser “Not everyone is a walking, talking Van De Graff, Edward!”

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10 April 2006 @ 08:24 am
Title: Encounters
Pairing: Greed!Ling/Ed
Warnings: AU, manga spoilers
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Both Ling and Greed agreed: the short blond across the street was entrancing.

Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Nightwish
10 April 2006 @ 10:57 am
Title: Untitled (drabble)
Author: tsu
Rating: PG
Pairing: Roy/Ed implied
Warnings: Angsty!Roy, spoilers for the end of the movie.
Summery: What might have been Roy's internal dialogue at the end of the movie.

( Go after him )
Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
Current Music: Rain - Sad Tango
Hidden Gems
10 April 2006 @ 11:48 am
I suddenly fancied doing a quick picture last night and it is a known fact that I'm a sucker for windswept hair.

This time, the victim is...

( Fake cut to my journal )
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
10 April 2006 @ 01:18 pm

Fullmetal Alchemist: 4
Howl's Moving Castle: 8
Death Note: 3
Photo: 2
Total: 17

the castle moves on...
10 April 2006 @ 03:34 pm
This pic is a little old, since I drew it on Sunday at Sakura-Con after meeting velvet_mace and cryogenia. Cryo's genderswitch doujin inspired me to give Alphonse a woman figure. Tifa Lockhart's figure, that is, except with more proportionally smaller boobs.

Anyways, here's the pic. It's work-safe, unless the concept of genderswitch is disturbing to you. Follow the fake-cut to my journal. :P

( Tifa!Al is too hot for Roy and Edward. )
10 April 2006 @ 05:02 pm
amikitty asked if someone would upload chapter 58 to photobucket! so here i did! here y'are.


the password is "hagaren"

it's all of chapter 58 and a frawg. nodnod.
10 April 2006 @ 05:04 pm
One Step
By Gomp

Drabble-This takes place directly after the series and and before the movie. Possible spoilers.
Word Count-453
Concerning Edward

I don’t own Fma.

He still lived. His battles were over. Deep down in his very soul he could feel that his brother was still alive.

But the tears still fell at night.

(Alone... no matter what, he was now alone...)
Current Mood: tiredtired
just another 「 dreamer 」
10 April 2006 @ 05:31 pm
Dante’s Inferno

Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Words: 896
Summary: The homunculi were half-alive versions of her every sin. She was the representation of the sins they were named for, for she was human. Companion fic to ‘Sins’.
Warnings: Reference of obscure history facts and the Bible, with misuse of religious themes. Major spoilers for the anime.

( Dante's Inferno )
Current Mood: calmcalm
10 April 2006 @ 06:42 pm
I have no idea what the original dialogue is, but I had to put in my 2 sens worth.

Might be considered a minor spoiler but I don't honestly think so.

10 April 2006 @ 06:47 pm
Title: The Truth, Chapters 10 and 11
Author: esteltinuviel, beta whatshername 209 and l_frohock_007
Pairing: Ed/Winry later
Words: 3589
Genre: action/romance
Spoilers: nada
Other notes: it finally gets exciting

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Let's Mosey
10 April 2006 @ 08:36 pm
Does anyone know of a site that sells the book adaptations of the movie or episodes? I've only seen them on Akadotretail.com, but shipping's pretty expensive to the UK. Luckily I managed to find Vol 1 already though.

Any help would be great thanks.
she's an old-time ambassador
10 April 2006 @ 08:43 pm
I'm afraid there are no plushies today. After all the hot subtext buttsex, they're tired and Ed's ass is recovering. D;

But I now bring you almost double the icon crack as last time!
x-posted to my journal and fm_alchemist


(Like hell this is a fake cut)

Edited because I'm a retard and forgot teasers. xD
10 April 2006 @ 08:45 pm
Does anyone have/know where I can find the larger image that is this community's icon? It would be mooost helpful! XD

Also...please don't shoot me because I'm sure this quesion has been asked 500 million times. Anyone know when the OVA's are gonna be subbed? *shields self*
Current Music: Get What You Need-Jet
TITLE: Caricature of Human Intimacy
Author: Youko Fujima
PAIRING: Ling/Alphonse (both as a girl and as a boy)
WARNINGS: Overall, non-consensual sex, sexism, molestation (in large numbers), gender-bending, etc
AL'S GENDER IN THIS CHAPTER: FEMALE (this fic consists of half-and-half Al as a boy and as a girl)
BETA: circe67, thank you!
SUMMARY: How do you treat a piece of flesh offered up from a foreign land if you have never been trained in morality?

Previous chapter here.

NOTE: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT RAPE. Not for the light-hearted. Includes link to illustration.

Chapter Four: Any Means NecessaryCollapse )

Illustration for this chapter. NOT WORKSAFE
Current Mood: fullfull
10 April 2006 @ 09:20 pm
I just got a new desk and the top shelf keeps yelling at me to get a nice Roy to put on top of it...
What's the awesomest Roy Mustang figurine/action figure/statue/whatever that you all have come across? And what's the biggest? :D\
(...and maybe an Ed too to put up there with him ^__^)
10 April 2006 @ 09:36 pm
Fic Title: Ages
Rating: R for language and sex
Pairing: Al/Elysia, various others
Warnings: Fluff, angst
Summary: A look at Elysia
Notes: This came out a lot longer than I expected. The bunny just wouldn't stop pestering me.

Al can already hear the sound of Gracia’s heart breaking.

Current Music: Iron and Wine
10 April 2006 @ 09:56 pm
so for those of you just tuning in, i called square enix up last week to bug em about brining over the third fma ps2 game.

i also pimped my petition! as seen here: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?fmaps2ed&1

so i called em up again. this is what happened THIS time.

George: hi my name is george what is your name?
Emma: um.. my name is Emma, I called about a week ago asking if there were any plans to release the third fullmetal alchemist game to the us?
George: *long rant about how there should be an announcement on the website, if it is announced*
Emma: well I already checked the website and there wasn;t an announcement.. um, does that mean there aren’t any plans to release the game?
George: well maybe. I dunno, this kinda thing goes all the way to Japan so…
Emma: well actually I recently started an online petition to get the games brought over and I recently got over 100someodd signatures? If that’s any help?
George: yeah sure! That kinda thing is always great. Just send that and all other stuff of that sort to support@square-enix-usa.com and someone’ll see it, but you need to give it about a week to get processed.
Emma: I actually called last week and gave a representative named Roy all my contact information and told him I had a potential investment opportunity? But no one ever got back to me…
George: a square enix rep named Roy?
Emma: yeah
George: well, I don’t really have any information as to whether or not that got anywhere, but the more you send in, the better.
Emma: so about my investing group and the people I’m representing who would like to see the game brought over...?
George: the more they let the company know they’re interested, the more likely they are to bring it over.

The rest isn’t important. I’m intrigued.

square enix's number, once again (if you don't mind being on hold forever):


it would be so cool to see this happen. let's all work together for a better hagaren tomorrow!

and buy the existing games if you wanna see this one... big sales are the best indicator to bring over the last one! (even though fma is on the top three most popular game lists on the square enix site... wtf)
RW Grimm
10 April 2006 @ 09:56 pm
You knew it would happen eventually, you knew I would one day spread my venomous, crack filled fangs into amvs. And guess what? That day has come...and it's right now :P

It's the first amv I've ever made, but I think it came out fairly well for my first well. It's made completly of the Chibi OVA (cause I don't have the series at my disposal just yet), so I had to reuses some clips. But I hope you enjoy any way.

Title: Scary Chibi Movie 3
Artist: Scary Movie 3
Song: Trailer
Genere: Comedy/parody


Current Mood: creativecreative
10 April 2006 @ 10:20 pm
The Ultimate Threesome

XD cracky, mmmm

And this isn't porn, in case you were worried/hoping...
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
the falling and rising
10 April 2006 @ 11:19 pm
Title: What it is to burn
Characters: younger!Roy, younger!Hawkeye
Rating: PG
Notes: Takes place in some vague, preseries manga timeline. Implied sex, no spoilers.

They talked about marriage, once.
Current Mood: tiredtired
... and despair!
10 April 2006 @ 11:23 pm
Title: Waste Land [Chapter 5] (obvious nod to a certain Eliot poem)
Author: hieronymousb
Rating: R, but now inching closer to NC-17.
Genre: Multiple. Drama. Angst. Tragedy. Horror.
Spoilers: End of series.
Notes: Post-series; alternate future.
Beta: perivates
Pairing: Ed x Envy eventually. RLY.
Warnings: Erotic asphyxiation, UST so hard it hurts, violence, language, and all that fun stuff. And yes, this chapter has a distinctly sexual undertone, so all those of you who have been asking for smut can rest assured that lo and behold, Amber has not forgotten that this is eventually s'posed to be a pairing fic.
Count: 4156 [17296, total]

Previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

(He bit his lip, shoving the thought aside as he touched the ground, hoping that luck would lend him its wings, all the while silently praying for the failure of Murphy and all the damned rules which governed this strange and limited wasteland)


x-posted to fm_alchemist, envy_x_ed, envyedo, fma_yaoi, ambreficcage