I appoligise in advance for this...
It had to be done.
It REALLY had to be done.
Title: Full Metal Springer: Heart Wrenching Family Reunions
Characters/ pairings: one very spoilerific love triangle and their offspring, plus many other cameos
Genre: crack, pure and simple
Summary: The FMA cast dishes it out and dukes it out on trashy daytime television.
Warnings: Massive end of series spoilers, if you catch my drift… Also lots of *bleep*ing, no not swearing *bleep*ing.
The scariest thing about this fic? Every pairing and situation is cannon! No need to make this stuff up, folks. This series is messed up enough!
For a random, “Wouldn’t it be really stupid if…?” idea, this ended up being rather long… (2,396 words)( Collapse )