January 1st, 2006

River kills feez

Chapter 4 Gilded cage.

I'm posting chapter 4 of gilded cage. It might get a lot slower here. So let me know if it drags too much. It's mostly character stuff. I think I now know how I am doing things with the fic now. It’s going to be a General, Action/Adventure with some horror leanings. It's also going to be Elric brother centric, only because I love playing with their relationship as brothers.

Gilded Cage
Summery: Edward, Al and Noa are prisoners of a German duke who wants them to find a way to make Alchemy work in the real world. Except Edward is dying of Leukemia and the task falls in the hands of Al.
Crossover: there are some subtle crossover elements with Doctor Who, mainly Cardiff, the rift and good old Jack (Who, I kid you not, in cannon is bisexual and very in character). The fic tells why Jack lost his memory and was punished by the time agency (IT'S ALL AL's FAULT!).
Warnings: It's FMA HEAVY, and filled with angst, WHUMPING, mad science, Ed's foul mouth, and naughty demons.
Rating: this chapter is PG, mostly Talk.
On to Chapter
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where's my crack

The Gentle Persuasion 7

Series Title: The Gentle Persuasion
Series Rating:: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc
Other Characters: Winry Rockbell, Roy Mustang
Word Count: 1,451

Synopsis: Today's installment is short, but Jean asks Riza a question that she is not sure she can answer.

Spoilers: Due to the timeline of this story, there will be spoilers abounding if you haven’t seen the entire anime, as well as some spoilers for mid to late manga chapters. I will do my best to either weave them in so they unidentifiable, or note what spoilers are where. For this chapter, we are dealing with some of the events in chapter 38 of the manga; however, as you will see, in this story, things will go slightly differently.

Author's Notes: Completely AU. My own little private timeline; my own private little world. Pieces of anime and manga woven together with liberal artistic license. This starts roughly after the end of the anime and after chapter 38 of the manga. We’re just going to pretend that the movie NEVER existed, okay?

Disclaimer: We all know I don’t own FMA or its characters. Just thought I’d finally say that. Thanks to The Lady and The Legend for creating such a wonderful world to play in.

Part 7
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  • r_enoah

Japanese voice actors' cracktastic commentary on the flipside of the DVDs - transcripts.

While playing my FMA DVDs on my laptop, I discovered something I hadn't previously noticed on the TV menu - on the "flip side" (as sorted by WMP, "Chapters" 4, 5, or 6 on different DVDs) there are short little gag commentaries for each episode by the Japanese voice actors, with some video for the upcoming episodes playing and the audio track by the VAs. Most of it is hil-fucking-larious, having absolutely nothing to do with the episodes and more with perverted jokes about the characters.

Headlines: Rose proclaims both Ed and Al to be Winry's boyfriends and wonder "how they do 'it'" with Al's metal body, as well as hinting to Elricest! Ed and Winry claim that Al is actually a girl, and really Edward's little sister! Al retaliates by claiming that he recalls "peeing standing up with Brother"! Mustang takes Al on a date! Bradley watches porn and finds Mustang attractive! Mustang claims Hughes to be female also! The real reason that Scar is after Ed's life is because Ed chased away a stray dog! Winry has equipped Al with switch-activated "midget lamps"! It is revealed that when you tug Edward's braid, it activates a switch which shuts him off!

...And that's all just in the first nine transcripts.

I've transcripted these by typing up the English subtitles on the DVDs EXACTLY AS THEY ARE WRITTEN. I swear to Hughes that I did not make this up - they're the actual conversations by the Japanese VAs. I assure you that they sound a million times better with the real audio. Have fun. XD

...In commentary in the later episodes, there is a loud audio "track" to Ed giving Winry a full-body massage after she finds his years-old love letter hidden away. Fanservice, anyone? There are pairings for everyone in here...

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  • ikuyona

Newtype USA Jan 06 Interview!

The Newtype USA January 2006 issue (which features Ed on the cover) claims to contain an interview with Hiromu Arakawa, but since the magazine was wrapped in plastic I couldn't see it, nor could I buy it because I was broke. So, I was wondering...

Has anyone picked this up yet? If you did, would you be willing to scan the interview? Please? ;_;

x-posted to hagaren_manga
artemis; credit to: <lj user=aamalie>


I have to feel a sort of fondness for these crack pics. Not counting the '7 deadly sins meet the 7 dwarves' pic I made, this was my first crack. Don't worry, it doesn't suck, though there is implied humping.


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Roy/Riza - stay like this forever

Roy/Riza 'fic, NC-17, light bondage

Fandom/Pairing: Fullmetal Alchemist; Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye
Community/Theme: 30_romances/7. Think pink
Title: Tickled Pink
Author: kuchenhexe
Rating: NC-17; warnings for light BDSM elements, bondage specifically, male-dominant.
Word Count: 1484
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi) is copyrighted by Hiromu Arakawa/Square Enix. This is a work of fanfiction for personal entertainment only.
Summary: The suddenness of it, the unexpected, unanticipated sensation, robbed her of the ability to breathe, and it was slow to return even after he ceased.

+ Tickled Pink

xposted to journal, 30_romances, royai, royai_fiction, fm_alchemist, fma_sanity, fma_het, fma_fiction
Asch; Smirk; grin

You want more Crack? You got it!

Upon high demands from r_enoah's recent post on the Urahagane, I took the liberty of posting up all of the Urahange currently translated by Funimation. Note: there were some slight changes to some of the Hagane when the characters state the title of the episode. Some have been changed along with the Dubbed title. Hehe this is because I plan to use what I've been typing up as a script for future Voice Work production. Other then that, everything has been typed word for word.

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Where is the Urahagane located on the DVD? Idk about Jap DVDs, but in the Funi DVDs they're located in the Chapter menus for each episode.Just move the cursor over the Roman Numeral 4 and then move the cursor to the right where the Ouroburos symbol is revealed. That's the Urahagane and all you have to do is click enter to start it ^_^
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