He's a sneaky, sneaky man, so I've been told. Well, he's about to be joined by a man who was sneaky back when sneaky was a brand new word!
What was it that the King of all Crack!cooking shows says? Ah yes....
Allez-cuisine! Because the secret ingredient tonight is
Crack and I'm cooking with gas!
Series Title: Games Without Frontiers
Rating: PG
Main characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right? Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack, a little black dress and a sling shot, a key and a cigarette, a cup and a saucer, a bandage and a towel, mind melting sex and a switch of points of view, your own personal secret agent and a puppy with a thong, a couple of errands and a sturdy wall, a lighter and loyal ally, a kitchen table and big cup of black coffee , sugar and spice.
Author's Notes: Almost utterly AU. Non - con and all of that. My own little private timeline; my own private little world. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “whee!”
( Part Sixteen: Sugar and Spice and Everything NiceCollapse )
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