Really screaming into the AU realm now, so all you canon whores hang on to your seats. The ride's gonna get a bit bumpy. I mean, if no one thought this would be a foregone conclusion, I'll eat my hat. Or maybe Riza will. Or perhaps Roy will, because he's gibbering in a corner of my office, pointing at the screen, flapping his arms like a bird, and wondering why I don't write him with Ed like everyone else. Kind of funny, if you think about it.
Series Title: Games Without Frontiers
Rating: NC 17
Main characters: Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang
Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right? Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack, a little black dress and a sling shot, a key and a cigarette, a cup and a saucer, a bandage and a towel, mind melting sex and a switch of points of view, your own personal secret agent and a puppy with a thong, a couple of errands and a sturdy wall, a lighter and loyal ally, a kitchen table and big cup of black coffee.
Author's Notes: Almost utterly AU. My own little private timeline. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “whee!”
Part Twelve: You Spin Me Right Round