Fullmetal Alchemist community

Lately, the fandom has seen too much wank. Common consensus holds that the cure for too much wank is more porn all around. So I contribute...


Title: Party Line
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, smut
Warnings: Kink, het
Word count: 250

( It was a slow day at Central HQ... )




xposted to fma_7sins, mikkeneko.

Hello! ^^; miki05 and myself were being very crackish today, and the end result of that was the Wrath/Moofy poems that were posted by her earlier. I was on a Poem-writing kick today, though .. okay, more like a rhyming kick. So I made some poems from Edward, Alphonse, and Winry's point of view. Unfortunately, they're not crack poems. =/ They'll do though .. or I hope so, at least. xD

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I hope you enjoy these! ^^

Just a quick note: the list of available characters on fma_dls:

Wrath; Izumi; Armstrong; Dante; Winry; Gracia; Russell; Fletcher; Falman

And, of course, any other char you can fit in. Come on, guys, some out and play.

Title: Better Living Through Alchemy
Paring: RoyxEd
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rumors and Rumors on top of Rumors.
Notes: Day to Day Lives in the Happily Ever After.
Spoilers: None.

(Birthday Parties and Other Positions of Power)

Title: Just a Little...
Pairing: Tringhamcest (this should surprise no one)
Rating: G
Summary: There’s probably a name for this feeling he has.

(Just a Little)

Title: Willing Punishment
Author: chosha_sama
Pairing: Havoc/Roy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He wanted to make sure that the colonel knew who was in charge tonight, make sure he knew he was owned.
Notes/warnings: Mild B&D, no spoilers...just pointless porn ^_^

( Willing Punishment )

I should get in the habit of posting stuff here, too... Anyhow, I haven't done harmless fluff in awhile, and hagane_no gave me a bunny: An early Valentine's Day fic!

Title: Chocolate Trouble
Pairing: Elricest
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: Ed didn't realize that cooking is more than just reading a recipe.

( Famous last words: How hard can it be? )

I come bearing with me the third installment in my Divergent Series, which can be found over at divergentseries. The previous two installments and general information about the D!Series can be found there as well.

"Malevolent Womb"

Also, since being obligated to write something makes me write more:

Request an FMA fic from me. As like before when I've done this, I'll give anything a try. Just let me know what character(s) you'd like it to involve and (optionally) a general situation and I'll write it. I'll aim for a two-week target window unless I get swamped by requests, in which case some people will have to wait longer than others.

That said, I'm out!

So my copy of Newtype came in today (late because I saw it in Suncoast on Monday, but oh well).

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There's also coverage of the Suare-Enix Party 2005, also there's some Human!Alphonse and BBI Pride!Ed fanart in the fanart section, and a review of Land of Sand in the book section.


(For Saiyuki fans, check out the spread in there... it is filled with 58 and Sanzo/Goku goodness... at the same time XDDD)

I've figured out why Ed hates milk!

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Explains everything, don't it?

FullMetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala [19]
[3] Alphonse Elric
[4] Alphonse Heiderich
[3] Edward
[4]Wrath
[2] Whats-her-evil-face
[1] Noah
[1] Scar/Lust
[1] Hoho/Ed

Teasers:




(Onto Shambala---MOVIE SPOILERS AHEAD)


x-posted everywhere

Yeah, so there's a Homecoming Dance going on over at fandomhigh, so I thought I'd be cheeky and ( Collapse )

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Title: To Walk a Mile (Part 10)
Genre: Body swap
Rating: R (for language and suggested body parts)
Warnings: Adult language, Suggested body parts
Summary: "Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes" has often be said to make you try to see it from someone else’s perspective. Well, what would happen if instead of saying it, it actually happened?
Word Countage: 2,154
Total for fic so far: 18,579
Previous chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
A/N: Ok we didn't hit NC-17 yet.. But before you throw things at me (I only gave a heads up I never said it WOULD or WOULD NOT end up there), I will let you know the next chapter WILL be NC-17 (I decided to be a little evil and make you wait X3). But there are a few things hinted at in this, so I wasn't TOO evil ^_~

It was a dream and a nightmare all rolled into one..

Envy sketch. He has lots of hair, it makes his head look big O_o Yeah. Nothing really exciting about this one. Might go and clean it up later...

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Just a handful of icons I whipped up, though I figured they were still share worthy. xD;

Teaser:


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Sorry if this is a little late. I was terribly sick last night, and there was a death in the family last night too...this week has been kind of demanding. Hope this is okay, can't tell if my brain is working or not ^_^

[Title]Firestarter
[Author] Mara D (Watarisgirl/Lady Jade)
[Series] Fullmetal Alchemist
[Pairing] RoyxEd
[Rating] Not work safe. I give all my stuff Nc 17, even when the chapters are innocent because knowing my dirty mind, they don't stay pure for long ^_~
[Spoilers?] Yes. It's fairly AU. My take on the end of the series, The movie doesn't exist at all for me.
[Chatter] Ahh, a bit waff-y and filler-ish, But hey, it can't rain all the time...right...right? :brick: n.n; This also hasn't seen my beta...so, sorry for any mistakes.

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Cross posted to steelandsparks fma_yaoi jadedsilk

I've updated my iconfiend100 Royai claim.

Previews:


here

x-post'd

More fluff, though this one is actually new and not a couple days old. XD;

Title: Fitting
Pairing: Elricest
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Plotless, pointless fluff
Summary: Romantic and Edward are two words that do not go together.

( But he tries )

X-posted to elricest and fma_yaoi

gahhh.. stressing week.. x_o but yay! I finally got to write the plotbunny that has been bugging me for 4 days! ^^ sadly, no smut. But would you like a cup of fluff instead? X3

Title: Teddy Bears
Author: kawaii-kirei "KK"
Rating: PG or K for s-ai
Pairing: Tringhamcest <3

Summary: Russell wonders why Fletcher won't let go of that teddy bear. So, being the good big brother that he is, he plots his revenge on that wretched thing.

Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist and all of it's characters does not and never will belong to me.

( of wretched paper and fake cuts )

One of the first in a set called, you guessed it, The Sexy Collection. Each one with it's own little story - this one being Mustang's very 'incriminating evidence'. Hey, gotta have some reason to justify the gratutitous nudity, right? XD

Go on, take a look at the ( File Photos )...


Not the safest for work I suppose?

Title: Long Walk
Genre: Gen, Angst
Rating: PG
Summary: This was one of those times Al needed his brother.
Warning: Though set pre-movie, THIS FIC CONTAINS MOVIE SPOILERS!
Betas: jeva_chan and nsiva_llataq

( It truly was a gorgeous day.. (Fake Cut) )

X-posted to fm_alchemist and fma_gen

La de da... I got to play with some fun new textures and light effects. :3 Enjoy.

[06]Bleach
[04]Fullmetal Alchemist
[01]Roy
[01]Envy and Roy
[01]Envy
[01]Lust
[06]SinCity
[05]Harry Potter
[01]Other (Greenday Quote)
[14]Yuugiou
[01]Yuugiou Colorbar (Uke!Atemu is Love)
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[36]Total

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( And I won't cry for yesturday. There's an ordianary world somewhere I have to find. )

Series Title: Games Without Frontiers
Rating: PG for language (this chapter), NC-17 overall
Main character: Riza Hawkeye

Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right? Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack, a little black dress, a sling shot, a key and a cigarette.

Author's Notes: AU. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question. Commentary is certainly welcome.

Part Three: If Looks Could Kill, They Probably Will

Story: He Who Searches...
Chapter: Existence Revisited (Part 19)
Rating: PG+
Beta: AmunRa
Spoilers: YES
Warning: Language
Previous: Chapter list for Part 1 thru 19
Genre: Gen!Fic; Plot!Fic; Post Series; Series based, not movie based (AU!Movie?);
Summary:Set after the last moments in episode 51. Edward and Alphonse's ongoing journey to return some sense of normalcy to their lives. For spoiler reasons, a further summary is availiable under the following fake cut!

( ... Read On... )

x-posted in fma_gen

Something fluffy, cause I was just tired of writing so much angsty stuff.

Title: Plans
Pairing: Tringhamcest
Rating: G (ZOMG!!! It's not even a little bit suggestive)
Summary: He’d been practicing what he would say when Fletcher finally worked up the nerve to say something.

(Russell had known for quite a while how his little brother felt for him. )