XDD;; Yeah I was bored. A friend of mine gave me this link: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Here are some funny random Ed/Winry drabbles:
Teaser:To Winryly Sniffs
Ed and Winry were celebrating an ugly Valentine's Day together. Ed had cooked a sexy dinner and they ate in his closet by candlelight.
"My darling," Winry said, stroking Ed's leg, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Ed. "It is but a scarey token of my Pretty love."
Ed opened the box. Inside was a hyper G-string! He gazed at it sweetly. Then he gazed at Winry sweetly. "It's mutatable," Ed said. "Come here and let me sniffs you."
Just then, a stupid crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a horny voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Winry read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other yuckily as the crone cackled some more. Ed's vaginal area began to tremble. Then Winry shrugged, pulled out a thong, and hit the crone on her armpit. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ed said and kissed Winry stupidly. "This is a nasty Valentine's Day!"
They neatly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.( Collapse )