Imagination at it's finest (dragontrap) wrote in fm_alchemist,
Imagination at it's finest
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Who's so Short/Small....?

lol RPing Edo has given me an inner Edo that keeps giving me Who's so short/small lines XD!! I thought I'd share a few that keep comming off the top of my head (I love my imagination btw):

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE HAS TO WEAR PLATFORM SHOES IN ORDER TO RIDE THE KIDDY RIDES!?!!"

"DAMMIT!! I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP!!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE COULD FALL BETWEEN THE CRACKS OF READY-MADE CARPET TILE!?!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD A DRINK UMBRELLA!?!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE COULD WALK OUT INTO TRAFFIC, GET RUN OVER BY A CAR, AND STILL BE SO SMALL THAT HE WOULD FIT IN THE TIRE TREAD AND BE FINE!?!"

"WHO'S WHO SMALL THAT HE CAN FIT INTO A SNACK-SIZED ZIP LOCK BAGGIE!?!"

"I AM NOT SMALLER THAN A BREADBOX!"

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT A QUESTIONMARK IS BIGGER THAN HE IS!?!"

"I AM NOT TWO PIXLES HIGH!!"

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T SEE OVER THE SPACEBAR!?!"

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT HE HAS TO USE A PIECE OF PAPER AS A PLATFORM!?!"

"I AM NOT BITE-SIZED!!"

"I AM NOT SO SHORT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND ME IN A PUDDLE!!!"

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO THE KIDDY RIDES AT DISNEY LAND!?!"

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT HE ISN'T EVEN KNEE-HIGH TO AN ANT!?!"

Ok I think that's enough for now ^^. And if anyone is going to Anime Weekend Atlanta in September, keep an eye/ear out for me because I WILL be in full Edo cosplaying mode (angst and yelling included XD!!)
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