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27 March 2005 @ 09:54 pm
Gen fic!  
From the Desk of Roy Mustang
(or, The Not-So Secret Diaries)

warnings: none
pairings: none
length: 1 page
spoilers: episode 13




From the Desk of Colonel Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist.


TO DO:

-finish this month's expense logs
-sign whatever papers Hawkeye brings in
-reorganize bookshelf
-lunch with M.
-jot quick note to F., thanks for opera tickets

-hear Fullmetal’s report
a. Lior
b. Red water
c. Aquaroya, ask about Psiren.
**note to self: take P. out again soon. Ask about Edward.

-call maintenance about windows AGAIN. About to clean them myself here…
-pick up dry-cleaning (ask Fury?)

-become Fuhrer



Notes:

Day completely ruined. First, Fuhrer Bradley made a surprise appearance with news about State Alchemists being murdered in Central City. Has taken over my office. This might even ruin the entire week. No warning whatsoever. Difficult to resist the urge to scorch Hughes. Rather suspect he just wanted to see the look on my face. Very vexing to surrender office. Still hate Gran’s moustache.

Had to scrap lunch with M. in order to entertain visiting officers. Raincheck for next Tuesday.

This afternoon, Fullmetal challenged me to a battle assessment. So bourgeois. Cannot believe Fuhrer agreed. Preposterous! So humiliating that Fullmetal got the drop on me, will never hear the end of it. Could still have won had Fuhrer not intervened. Clean up was troublesome. Had to give Fullmetal information about Marco. Damn it all. Will have to keep my eye on them both.

Let Hughes buy drinks in compensation for the unpleasant surprise earlier. Briefly suspected that he had started the rumors about this "Scar" person himself so he could bring everyone East and bother me, but now convinced of Scar’s presence. Don’t like that Scar may be coming this way next. Will def. ruin my week. Returned to office to get my coat and found bullet holes in the wall. Must speak to Hawkeye regarding judicious use of firearms.


~


Oh, and the thing about the windows was a shout-out to the ever-lovable episode 37.
 
 
Cryssi: OMGharmonies on March 27th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
Ah, yay! More, more!
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): neko heerogranate on March 28th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)
Working on it! ^o^
how quickly things change: Crack Laughswivelchair on March 27th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Hahaaaa!! XD That deserves pie! *snerks* Brilliant!
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): why is this platypus wet...?granate on March 28th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)
PIE! =D Sankyouuu
Ryviansnake_lady on March 27th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Awesome! You rock! Are you going to do more?
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): Havoc smokegranate on March 28th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
Actually, I wasn't going to but a few ideas hit me. ^_^ Am going to try to write something for each main character concerning ep. 13 Too bad I suck at writing Al. =p
silenka on March 27th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Haha, I'd like to see these in an archive and for everyone else (just like the LotR Secret Diaries you are no doubt parodying ;) <3
The Glass Swordsannask on March 27th, 2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
omfg i used to have a link to those...... "i went to the gap in rohan today, only to find there IS no Gap in rohan, nor an old navy either."


.... that would OWN to have FMA Secret Diaries........
Tessnefariouskitten on March 27th, 2005 09:49 pm (UTC)
day 273; still not Fuhrer
The Glass Swordsannask on March 27th, 2005 09:52 pm (UTC)
yessss i have this icon... used it as default for a while. navalashi, i do believe.

and it's scary that i can tell you it's "day 764" even without looking. *sigh* yep, bedtime...... *needsalifeoutsideoficons....*
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): laptopgranate on March 28th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

:D

I didn't mean to parody them, but now I SO want to continue this! XD
The Glass Swordsannask on March 28th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
and Al's must contain, "still disembodied... v. annoying."

: pppp
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): heerofetishgranate on March 28th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
I didn't MEAN to parody them! ^^; It was supposed to be just a TO DO list, but then Roy got wordy. I wasn't planning to write more, but now I'm working on a little entry for each main character concerning ep 13. ^____^ You guys win!
{♬} ♥ Hanachan!♥hanamusume on March 27th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
I crave more Roy desk notes! LOL
Bravo
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): bustedgranate on March 28th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
You shall have them! =D
{♬} ♥ Hanachan!♥hanamusume on March 28th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
*GLOMP* Yes! you are my creative hero! LOL X3
Taylestayles on March 28th, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
This afternoon, Fullmetal challenged me to a battle assessment. So bourgeois.
*spits tea over keyboard* I love you.
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): neko heerogranate on March 28th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
YES! XD Someone else like the "bourgeois" line! That is SO Roy to me! XD
a turing-compliant robot: wings (text by cygna_hime)lily22 on March 28th, 2005 08:11 am (UTC)
xD!

call maintenance about windows AGAIN. About to clean them myself here…

Still hate Gran’s moustache.

Returned to office to get my coat and found bullet holes in the wall. Must speak to Hawkeye regarding judicious use of firearms.


I'm about to copy and paste the whole thing here!
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): bustedgranate on March 28th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it!! ^o^ I love the FMA humor episodes, there are not enough of them in my opinion.
a turing-compliant robotlily22 on March 28th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
No there aren't! I especially love episode 13. Hee! And the cool thing about FMA is that even the humor episodes have angst and plot.
Sailor Mac: Pizza -- by iconz_kthxsailormac on March 28th, 2005 11:13 am (UTC)
This is *brilliant*. For some reason, "Still hate Gran's moustache" made me laugh the most.

I do hope this is the first installment of a series, and we get to see other Very Secret Diaries as well.
the Skank of Silliness (aka Granate): Ganbarre bean boy!!granate on March 28th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)
For some reason, "Still hate Gran's moustache" made me laugh the most.

Perhaps because, let's face it, that mustache is ugly. ¬_¬

I do hope this is the first installment of a series, and we get to see other Very Secret Diaries as well.

XD Well, you guys got me all excited here. I hadn't meant to write more, but now I am. Everybody is getting an entry concerning ep 13, and Roy is getting a few more from earlier in the show. It'd be fun to keep it going, but the show gets so serious, I'm not sure I could do it. =/

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