Firstly, I would like to apologize. I’ve always thought I really was truly above and beyond these (as in cloud-like status), but then it snuck up, stuck out its claws, and proceed to practically hang off my back since approximately nine this morning. Much like Greed, really, 'cept it didn't try to steal my Cadbury Caramello Chocolate Eggs (TM), and didn't pull at my hair upon wondering off to do more constructive things.
Personally, I think it would be an extremely nifty product to have. The sheer implications in the title. The number of products it could be plugged into. You could walk around with him/it in your pocket, and pull him/it out at all the wrong moments. Imagine the pain you could cause your friends! Imagine the torture you could inflict upon the general public!
Dear Macintosh Corporation, or The Electronic Apple People,
As an extremely valuable potential customer, you are not allowed to sue, as I am cheap and incredibly... cheap. I suggest you go with it and cosplay as Edward on weekends like the rest of us.
With out further ado (or my inane rambling), I present to you:
For the record, murder is illegal, so please do not carry out your urges. I am
If anyone needs me, I will be hiding under the dog in the hallway, said dog thankfully lacking in automail, but not puppy-slobber.