The first, is a very short (almost 400 words), introspective piece from Al's point of view, revolving around a single theme:
The second is a pure crack fic, but I did try to keep everyone in character. ^_^; What starts off as a simple visit by Lt. Hawkeye to Mustang's office, turns into a surreal experience for all involved.
The Very Model of a Modern Lieutenant-Colonel
EDIT: Hmmm, I now realize I might've scared people off with the use of the words "crack fic"... To be honest, the second story is a song parody, okay? ;)P