NOTE: This includes my toys doing some NC-17 things. You have been warned. >.> There is also quite a few images, might take awhile to load.
Our story begins on a fine morning in Shenlong's house. Where he was doing dirty stuff with Deathscythe!
Shenlong and Deathscythe: *making sexual noises*
Shenlong: *takes a drag of a cig*
Deathscythe: ...Do I make you happy?
Shenlong: ...Shaddup, bitch.
Shenlong: Jeeze, don't start crying again!
Shenlong: *sigh* FINE. I... I love you.
Shenlong: Anyways, that new neighbour moved in. You up for a threesome?
Alphonse: *is hanging out with his new buddie Hamtaro and Creepy!Dog* I love my new house! I'm so glad Nii-san allowed me to get a place of my own for all my animals! ^___^
Alphonse: You guys must be my new neighbours! HIIII!! ^__^
Shenlong: Yeah... Hi. We've came to invite you over!
Deathscythe: ^_______^ Heh, he's robot too~
Alphonse: Ah, no I'm not a-
Shenlong: It's good enough for me. Grab him and let's go.
Deathscythe: ^_________^ *drags Al away*
Alphonse: This isn't a very fun game guys! O___O;;;
Shenlong: But we haven't even started... >D
Alphonse: O__________O;;;;!!!!! GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!
???: You two! Get away from him!
Shenlong and Deathscythe: Eh?
Shenlong: I-it's Roy Mustang! o__o
Alphonse: Colonel! Help meeeeee~ T____T
Deathscythe: <.< >.> ...foursome...?
Roy: Unhand the Elric at once you bastards! >O
Shenlong: You'll have to fight for him! Both of us! >O
Deathscythe: ...foursome? T___T
Shenlong: ...*hits Deathscythe* >__<
Roy: Yes! I SO RULE!! >D *cough* >.>
Alphonse: ^____^ My hero...
Alphonse: Wha- WAIT! What is my hero doing with my loin cloth?! O___O
Roy: I'm glad they already supplied the bondage...
Alphonse: O_____O;;;; COLONEL!! What-
Roy: Isn't is obvious? I'm going to **** you. ^^
Alphonse: O________O WTFBBQ?!?!/1!?/ >__< You leave me no choice then...
Alphonse: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF KITTY!! :O
*thunder and lightning goes off in the background*
Roy: o___O;; WTF?
And Alphonse and the overly-large kitty lived happily ever after! Thee End!
And now for a break from the insane mess: my Izumi coat is finally finished! This will be worn at the Ai-Kon 2005 in Winnipeg, Manitoba.