Well. First I saw the new challenge on fma_100, I screamed like "OMGWTF, what am I going to write to THIS?? I don't do crack!" 20 minutes later, I had three couples. 12 hours later, I had five. So I decided to do a 10-piece drabble collection.
Drabbles 4 and 6 contain incest. 7 may contain spoilers on Sloth's identity. The others are just plain crack. Rating varies between G and PG.