An Egg In Time
On a disturbing and stunning morning, Ed sat on top of Al. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His cock ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Roy to love someone with a flamming metal shoulder?
Angrily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an ineffable queer scary Ed Loves Roy fangirl, all on a summer's day. I wish my Roy would smooch me, in his own theatrical way..."
"Do you?" Roy sat down beside Ed and put his hand on Ed's metal arm. "I think that could be arranged."
Ed gasped charmingly. "But what about my flamming metal shoulder?"
"I like it," Roy said dramatically. "I think it's frightening."
They came together and their kiss was like "Gone With The Wind", only Ed was not a Southern Belle and Roy would most certainly never grow a moustache.
"I love you," Ed said happily.
"I love you too," Roy replied and smooched him.
They bought an Envy, moved in together, and lived caringly ever after.
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