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15 February 2004 @ 11:35 am
From the very wonderful Valentine's Day Drabble-Matic...

An Egg In Time

On a disturbing and stunning morning, Ed sat on top of Al. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His cock ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Roy to love someone with a flamming metal shoulder?

Angrily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an ineffable queer scary Ed Loves Roy fangirl, all on a summer's day. I wish my Roy would smooch me, in his own theatrical way..."

"Do you?" Roy sat down beside Ed and put his hand on Ed's metal arm. "I think that could be arranged."

Ed gasped charmingly. "But what about my flamming metal shoulder?"

"I like it," Roy said dramatically. "I think it's frightening."

They came together and their kiss was like "Gone With The Wind", only Ed was not a Southern Belle and Roy would most certainly never grow a moustache.

"I love you," Ed said happily.

"I love you too," Roy replied and smooched him.

They bought an Envy, moved in together, and lived caringly ever after.

*snort* Please, do share your own.
Current Mood: amused*snicker*
Selskianna Laputian fa Seuronselskia on February 15th, 2004 02:35 pm (UTC)
This is what I got...><

A Funny Occurrence

Ed paced up and down, jiggling his automail. His very good friend, Mary Sue Orange, had arranged to meet him here in a tree. "I have something iridescent to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Orange was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ed expected to see her bounce up, her bare hair streaming behind her and her round eyes aglow.

Ed heard footsteps, but they seemed rather opaque for a delicate and cute girl like Mary Sue Orange, whose tread was shiny. He turned around and found Roy staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Roy said frustratingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ed had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so huskily. "Mary Sue Orange asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Roy, his head began to throb laughingly.

"Oh," Roy said, cutely. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ed said and caught Roy by his leg. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Roy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a songbird, whose song spreads happiness through those who hear.

From behind a hat, Mary Sue Orange watched with a clear light in her full eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ed/Roy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the octopus from extinction.
Meredithyukihime9 on February 15th, 2004 04:43 pm (UTC)
This thing is too great *adds to favorites*.

The Battle For The Carrot

On Roy's desk, Ed humped his carrot. He had been busy with the carrot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a happy cuddle or a hollow massage from his lover Roy.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his chibi Roy appeared at the door, grinning steathily.

"Put down the carrot," Roy said huskily. "Unless you want me to molest that carrot on your lips."

Ed put down the carrot. He was short. He had never seen Roy so stubborn before and it made him randy.

Roy picked up the carrot, then withdrew a strawberry from his inner thigh. "Don't be so short," Roy said with a stubborn grimace. "A cat bit my arm this morning, and everything became naughty. Now with this carrot and this strawberry I can huskily rule the world!"

Ed clutched his bean-like arm cautiously. This was his lover, his chibi Roy, now staring at him with a stubborn inner thigh.

"Fight it!" Ed shouted. "The cat just wants the carrot for his own chibi devices! He doesn't love you, not the happy way I do!"

Ed could see Roy trembling cautiously. Ed reached out his lips and touched Roy's inner thigh huskily. He was chibi, so chibi, but he knew only his bean-like love for Roy would break the cat's spell.

Sure enough, Roy dropped the carrot with a thunk. "Oh, Ed," he squealed. "I'm so happy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Ed had already moved on Roy's desk. Like the great heat of a giant ball of fire, he pressed his lips into Roy's inner thigh. And as they fell together in a naughty fit of love, the carrot lay on the floor, randy and forgotten.
akiko_hidaka: Why do I even bother?akiko_hidaka on February 16th, 2004 12:10 am (UTC)
This is what I got
To Quickly Lick

Ed and Roy were celebrating a horny Valentine's Day together. Ed had cooked a shinny dinner and they ate in a closet by candlelight.

"My darling," Roy said, stroking Ed's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ed. "It is but a hot token of my gay love."

Ed opened the box. Inside was a raunchy alchemy! He gazed at it ferociously. Then he gazed at Roy ferociously. "It's fluffy," Ed said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a fruity crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a fish that flops on the ground out of the sea. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a smooth voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Roy read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other gayly as the crone cackled some more. Ed's neck began to tremble. Then Roy shrugged, pulled out a chocolate, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Ed said and kissed Roy magically. "This is a queer Valentine's Day!"

They softly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.