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29 January 2005 @ 11:07 pm
w00t for crack-filled fanfics! :D  
Title: For Cat Lovers Everywhere.
Author: Zeppelin/terrierlee
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: AlxKitty/AlxScar(Don't ask)
Summary: Al finds a book on kitties! :D
Diclaimer: I don't own a thing.

A grin and a wave greeted Alphonse Elric as he entered Central's local library. The suit of armor waved back at the smiling girl in the military outfit.

"I have those new alchemy books for your brother, Alphonse." The tin can of kindness bowed.

"Thank you, but I'm just here to look around. Brother will he happy I'm sure." He took the bags containing the books, thanked Sheska, and went around the the back of the library. Al browsed through the children's section.

Nothing seemed to interest the young Elric, when he saw a book by the name of, "For Cat Lovers Everywhere."

At the mention of cats, Alphonse picked up the book and looked through its contents. A gasp came from Al, as he dropped the book and ran out of the library.


Now Edward Elric was in the hotel that Colonel Mustang had set up for him and his brother. He was reading one of his old alchemy books, when Al stormed into the room, holding something in his arms. Ed shut his book in fright.

"Aru, what are--?"

"Brother how could you!?" With a yell from the taller, yet younger brother of the two, Al dropped what he was holding and ran off to look for Scar(O_o;). Ed stood up, and winced at the sight on the floor.

It was a dead cat.


Back at the library, Sheska came over to where Al found the cat book. She saw the bag of books for Ed, along with the cat book, on the floor. Taking up both, she couldn't help but read one line from the cat book.

"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten."


Please note I call Aru many things in this fic. >>;; And I wrote this during my history class, though I came up with the idea while I should of been working. ^_^;;

:Goes off to get ready for Hagaren:
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shuugasmer on January 29th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)

...And your icon! BARRY! X3
gozumie: Neko // megozumie on January 30th, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Aru!!!! XDD Poor Cat ;.;
swirling_chaos on January 30th, 2005 06:53 am (UTC)
I've heard that line before, but I never would have thought to make it into a fic XD XD That's great LOL
tengwarsennatengwarsenna on January 30th, 2005 07:53 am (UTC)
I've heard this line in a LotR fic. Pippin hears this and Merry gets him a kitten so when he "polishes the family sword" he can be sure no kitties die. >.
swirling_chaos on January 30th, 2005 08:32 am (UTC)
dshgf XD
tengwarsennatengwarsenna on January 30th, 2005 11:37 am (UTC)
Yeah, pretty much.
pmastamonkmonk on January 30th, 2005 08:14 am (UTC)
XDDD *rides the ROFLcopter out of here*
(Anonymous) on January 30th, 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
I must be anonymous do to teh fact I;m not registered yet, so sry. Anyway, THAT IS SO FUNNY! It made me laugh out loud! I kinda skipped ahead to see how long it was, and i saw "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten". Good one. Hehe.