Me: And that's why you're pudgy *pokes him in the belly*
Him: *attempts to flex*
Me: *pokes him in the pecs*
Him: Did you know you can flex fat? So, yeah. Armstrong is really fat.
Me: So he's really Gluttony?
Him: Can't you picture him following Lust around going "Lusto, Lusto!"? They're never in the same scene together O__O
So there you have it. Armstrong is really Gluttony in disguise.