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06 January 2005 @ 08:15 pm
asdfkjasdfj Shoot me...Havoc pairings from hell! WTF?!  
So...I must warn you...the following is extreme crack meant to break brains. In a conversation with neko_yasha001 we came up with the worst crack pairings with Havoc.



Havoc/Hohenheim
Havoc/Gluttony
Havoc/Greed
Havoc/Old!Dante
Havoc/Envy!Gluttony
Havoc/Envy!Bradley
Havoc/Bradley/Gluttony
Havoc/Bradley/Hohenheim
Havoc/Gluttony/Hohenheim/Old!Dante
Havoc/Izumi/Old!Dante
Havoc/Sieg/Armstrong/Old!Dante
Havoc/Greed/Kimbley/Armstrong/Dorochet
Havoc/Armstrong/TerminArcher
Havoc/Martel/Law/TerminArcher/Kimbley
Havoc/TerminArcher/Gluttony/Law/Old!Dante
Havoc/Izumi/Martel/Winry/New!Dante/Rose
Havoc/Hoenheim/Izumi/Martel/Winry/New!Dante/Rose/ED!
Havoc/Hohenheim/Izumi/Old!Dante/Archer/Bradley/Hakuro/Young!Ed/Young!Al
Havoc/Archer/Kimbly/Bradly/Roy
Havoc/Hakuro/Marcoh
Havoc/Hakuro/Marcoh/Chimera!Tucker
Havoc/Hughes/Tucker/TerminArcher/not-homunculus!Envy
Havoc/Hughes/Tucker/Wrath


OH MY GOD WE NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME! -Shot-
 
 
femmelethale on January 6th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
another thing to do with your brain?
Have you thought about writing FMA yuri?

I've issued an FMA ficlet challenge, 1000 wds by Jan. 14th, to get the party started because there is a dearth of material ;)

Details are in my journal.
Sydxkesshoux on January 6th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
Re: another thing to do with your brain?
asdkfjalskdjfsd...@_@; I'm a yaoi writer...I can hardly get myself to write het...I don't think I could muster yuri and still feel at all clean in any way shape or form...it's the one thing I've never done...x-x;
femmelethale on January 6th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
"It's the one thing that I've never done."

Now, doesn't that beg for an attempt?

I have been trying to encourage people who do not write it to attempt because, frankly, there is close to zilch out there and there are some pretty good female characters in FMA. I'd prefer to see them in yuri, myself, than in het. Don't you want to help with the rescue mission? ;)

Yeah, but anyway, if it holds no interest, I totally understand.
Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)
Well...damn you...you've got my Roy muse pounding on my head...

Roymuse: "YAYZ! LEZBIANZ!! WOO7!"

Me: "....x_x; DAMN YOU!"
darjeeling darlingmalika on January 6th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
Re: another thing to do with your brain?
Lesbian sex is very clean! =D
femmelethale on January 6th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
and yet it can be filthy, my dear ;) as well you know from your own fic adventures ;)
darjeeling darlingmalika on January 6th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
::cough:: It's only filthy for kinky special lesbians =)
Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
-Glarrrrree- Nothing I do can possibly be NOT dirty. Period.
swirling_chaos on January 6th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
Re: another thing to do with your brain?
Never written yuri before, but I'm always willing to try something new. *plotbunny* Ohhh man, good stuff... *writes down for future 3vil useage XD*
femmelethale on January 7th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
excellent! (pats bunny, encourages it to grow)
swirling_chaos on January 7th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC)
*bunny grows to killer Godzilla size and terrorizes city* o_O;;
Ada: fma - innocence // visualharmoniaadalove on January 6th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
Re: another thing to do with your brain?
Oh damn. If I weren't so busy with school at the moment, I would so be doing it. We are in desprate need of more FMA yuri.
femmelethale on January 6th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
school be damned! It's 1000 wds.

We are desperately in need of more yuri!

Help the cause!
Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
Me good writer. Not to mention I can't seem to pair Winry with anybody but Hawkeye anyway...>>; Or maybe Sheska...
Magmachan: akio Ciao!magmachan on January 6th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
*ZOMG my brain a-splode*
Syd: beanxkesshoux on January 6th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
-Nods- Ishbara we are sorry for our sins against the human brain..@_@
a fangirl: crax (rainyd)treesock on January 6th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
HAVOC/HUGHES/IZUMI/HOHENHEIM.


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...*waves OT4 banner and runs like hell*
Soupylady_agrias on January 7th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
I love your icon. XD
Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
Oh god...XDDDD
|<4ti3: Ed Holy Shnap!4ti3k4t35 on January 6th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)

Havoc/Greed/Kimbley/Armstrong/Dorochet OTP5!!!

Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 06:02 am (UTC)
You frighten me. XD Me likes.
|<4ti3: Kimblee loves his binky~4ti3k4t35 on January 7th, 2005 07:16 am (UTC)
It's just so shiny! x.x
♞ lovely little liar ♞: My Crack OTPmetallic_sweet on January 6th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
What?! I'm shocked! How could you forget --

Havoc/Scar/Bruce/Brasque Gran! And Kimberly may watch, but Scar won't let him get involve because of the scar; he doesn't know Kimberly meant it to mean "kisses".

And Pedo!Havoc needs his Havoc/Nina/Wrath. Izumi and Kimberly are watching that, too, and are completely turned on and start doing each other on the side.



Everyone: 0.o
Sydxkesshoux on January 7th, 2005 06:02 am (UTC)
HOW could I POSSIBLY forget Gran?! I was trying to break brains! I guess my loathe for Gran made me temporarily forget him...And BRUCE! I ATE BRUCE AND SCAR ON THANKSGIVING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HOW COULD I FORGET BRUCE! x_x; -Ded-