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04 February 2004 @ 02:05 pm
I come bearing ficlets...  
...and a newbie too, to boot!

Not quite sure what rating to give these. All I know is that clothing is involved, there's some Roy here, some Ed there, and someone dies in the second one. And maybe a little yaoi, but only a very little.

Please read with a sense of humor, no matter how twisted.


The Colonel's coat was large and heavy, and far too big for his shoulders, even with his right arm as it was. He tugged at it hesitantly, rearranging the material to drape over his shoulders, carefully folding up the cuffs until only so much of his gloves were visible, and gathered the excess cloth around his waist and tied it there so that it would flow and hang and yet not obstruct.

He knew that he was a dog of the military now, even if only in body and not in mind, but he had never expected to have to wear its clothes.

There was a shuffling sound behind him, and an exasperated sigh.

"I do hope that you're planning to grow taller soon, Fullmetal, or I am NOT going to go on with this."

Ed could only grin and beckon.

I leave it up to your imagination what they're planning to do.


There was the body, and there was the knife, still dripping fresh blood on the wooden floorboards, still firmly attached to Edward Elric's automail. The boy turned slowly, and grinned madly as the soldiers rushed into the room.

There was only thing Ed would say as he was dragged kicking and screaming from the Colonel's body.

"He had it coming, okay? He had it COMING!"

Title of the second one taken from Chicago's "Cell Block Tango". What Roy had coming, we don't really know, but it most probably involves miniskirts in some way.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: .hack Liminality -- Edge
just another fangirl: Secret Failureflail on February 3rd, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)

I am...amused. :D

Especially by the last one...is that bad? XD And the mental image of Ed in Roy's uniform jacket...*-* Once again, I wish I was gifted with artistic ability. ;_; Woe.

Like snow in summer or rain in harvest: FMA -- run awaaaayyyyy~~tokei on February 3rd, 2004 10:49 pm (UTC)
No, I don't think it's bad. XD Glad to have amused you. ^_^

BTW, I <3 your icon. Little Ed! Little Roy! Little Al popping a vein that he doesn't even have! :D
Drubyd on February 3rd, 2004 10:58 pm (UTC)
Randomly, your Al icon frightens me. Now I know why he wears an apron. >:D
Like snow in summer or rain in harvest: FMA -- run awaaaayyyyy~~tokei on February 3rd, 2004 11:04 pm (UTC)
I always thought of it more of a loincloth, really. ^^; The image of Al in an apron standing at the kitchen entrance with a spatula in one hand and a frying pan filled with scrambled eggs in the other while going "NIIIISAAAAANNNNN~~~ WAKE UP OR YOU'LL MISS BREAKFAST~~~" frightens me even more. XD
Tashatasha_mac on February 4th, 2004 08:01 am (UTC)
OMIGOD *dies*


(funny little twisted ficlets there, too :D)
Like snow in summer or rain in harvesttokei on February 4th, 2004 05:24 pm (UTC)
Your icon reminds me of the Saiyuki kick I was on once. ^^ And glad you found the ficlets funny. ^_^

Ooh, fanart! :D Then there's housekeeper!Al vacuuming the carpet, Al dusting the house while humming happily, Al answering the phone and squeaking and rushing out to collect his raging brother who is being barely held back by the police for nearly destroying an entire district because somebody said the words "short" and "shrimp" somewhere within a meter of him or something... XD

...I need to get a life. -_-;