outlandish moles f☠cking gophers (bby) wrote in fm_alchemist,
outlandish moles f☠cking gophers

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more FMA Christmas carols

I know this post here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/fm_alchemist/1436829.html , got the 12 Days of Christmas here before I did so I decided to butcher another beloved Christmas carol to post here instead! (Plus: my 12 Hagaren Days of Christmas had Elricest and some spoliers in it. XD Shibbyfangirl did a much better job then I.)

You know Armstrong and Marco
And Flamel and 'HoHo',
Russell and Fletcher
And Kimblee and Alphonse.
But do you recall
The most famous alchemist of all?

Edward the short alchemist
Was very small, indeed
And if you ever told him
Chances of living were slim

All of the other alchemists
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let small Edward
Study philosopher stone claims

Then one foggy, rainy day
Mustang came to say

“FullMetal with your abilities
Won't you join my militaries~?” (wtf?)

Then all the alchemists teased him
As they shouted out with glee
"Edward the short alchemist
You're still as small as a flea!"

*shrugs* Eh, I tried. >.>

Now I have this stupid idea of lame Christmas-themed fics like "FullMetal Saves Christmas" or "A Amestris Christmas Carol" (Roy can be Scrooge with Alphonse, Edward and Hughes as the three ghosts!). *ded* XDD


Sang from Alphonse's point of view.
I saw Edward kissing Roy Mustang
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Edward tickle Roy Mustang
Underneath his jacket so navy blue;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Riza had only seen
Edward kissing Roy Mustang last night.

Quick! Someone kill me before I start on "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas"!! O___O

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