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12 December 2004 @ 04:55 pm
more FMA Christmas carols  
I know this post here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/fm_alchemist/1436829.html , got the 12 Days of Christmas here before I did so I decided to butcher another beloved Christmas carol to post here instead! (Plus: my 12 Hagaren Days of Christmas had Elricest and some spoliers in it. XD Shibbyfangirl did a much better job then I.)



You know Armstrong and Marco
And Flamel and 'HoHo',
Russell and Fletcher
And Kimblee and Alphonse.
But do you recall
The most famous alchemist of all?

Edward the short alchemist
Was very small, indeed
And if you ever told him
Chances of living were slim

All of the other alchemists
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let small Edward
Study philosopher stone claims

Then one foggy, rainy day
Mustang came to say

“FullMetal with your abilities
Won't you join my militaries~?” (wtf?)

Then all the alchemists teased him
As they shouted out with glee
"Edward the short alchemist
You're still as small as a flea!"


*shrugs* Eh, I tried. >.>



Now I have this stupid idea of lame Christmas-themed fics like "FullMetal Saves Christmas" or "A Amestris Christmas Carol" (Roy can be Scrooge with Alphonse, Edward and Hughes as the three ghosts!). *ded* XDD

EDIT

Sang from Alphonse's point of view.
I saw Edward kissing Roy Mustang
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Edward tickle Roy Mustang
Underneath his jacket so navy blue;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Riza had only seen
Edward kissing Roy Mustang last night.


Quick! Someone kill me before I start on "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas"!! O___O

 
 
Current Mood: christmas-y
Current Music: Pierrot - Barairo no Sekai
 
 
Marikaitou_marina on December 12th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
chiba_yuriko didn't write the 12 Days of Christmas one, justlikeyou did XD chiba_yuriko was just posting it to the community for her because she's not allowed to look at this comm until she finishes the series XD It's motivation!
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC)
x___X I'll... fix that. Thanks for pointing it out!
Sarahdaphhime on December 12th, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC)
That's brillant! Heheh...millitaries.

Poor Ed, always getting the short end of the stick.

*runs*
PDUTogepi: Alchemy rocks!pdutogepi on December 12th, 2004 03:58 pm (UTC)
That is just awesome XD (*Actually sang all the way through it in front of her computer cracking up a few times due to the lyrics*) Poor Ed.

I made a short FMA version of "O Christmas Tree" the other day at work (*Just cos I saw christmas tree outside the store I work in*)
It goes:

"O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
Gonna transmute you with Alchemy~!"


Haven't thought up any other lyrics to go with it yet, that one just came naturally to me XD I hope to turn it into a fanart....when I get the time too XD
She and her Catwednesday_tea on December 12th, 2004 04:10 pm (UTC)
that was awesome.
You know what amuses me? There's that other version of that song where you insert stupid shit after each line (LIKE MONOPOLY! REINDEER! LIKE PINOCCHIO!) I used to sing all the time as a kid. Did anyone else do that or was it my crazy school? Anyway, what's weird is, after one of the lines, you would shout "LIKE A LIGHTBULB!" o____o
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC)
Re: that was awesome.
I still sing that version with my friends! I was so tempted to add those things in. XDD But I resisted and kept my sainity. >.>

There's one line that would work very well with this though:

"Then one foggy, rainy day- Roy came to say:"
-in his underwear-

Of course I'm a mature. XDDDD
Ich heisse Superfantastich: Edward - FMAaiyami on December 12th, 2004 04:26 pm (UTC)
Lol I love the last line XD!! Yay I'm gonna sing this one too and torture serenade my sisters with my horrible wonderful singing voice..! It shall be great!
Procrastination Queen: Don't Forgetforever_slash on December 12th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
Tehehehe! That's rich! Though I've taken to singing it "Edward the chibi alchemist..." because I don't like how "sho-oort" sounds. ;P I love the last line!!! ^____________~
meggu on December 12th, 2004 04:34 pm (UTC)
<3 YAY. ::dies::
fortexdfortexd on December 12th, 2004 04:40 pm (UTC)
Ah, you beat me to the FMA Xmas Carols! Now I have to go think of some of my own!

BTW, the "small as a flea" thing is awesome!
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 04:54 pm (UTC)
Aww, there's still tons of Christmas carols out there to warp into the FMA fandom. X3

Like... "Santa Claus is coming to Town", "Frosty the Snowman", "Grandman got run over by a Reindeer", or even the batman and robin version of "Jingle Bells". >.>

Thanks! ^^
fortexdfortexd on December 12th, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
Heck yes! *runs off to go rewrite and taint every carol she knows*

XD The horror!
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 05:12 pm (UTC)
Yosh! Write my little pawn! Write and make small childrn cry! XDDDD

I can see it now: "A Hagaren Christmas" album filling the shelves of every store!! A revolution for christmas music!! *dies* XD;;
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outlandish moles f☠cking gophers: Vashu~bby on December 12th, 2004 06:08 pm (UTC)
Uh, whoa. Trigun-crack... o__O
Knives/Legato Trigun crack... X33 *loves*

Thanks for showing that! XD
ACacdragonmaster on December 12th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's funny. Though, "Hohenheim" seems a little awkward there...
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
That's what I think too- but I couldn't think of any other alchemists at the time. T__T
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outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 05:06 pm (UTC)
XDDD Shall do! It fits better. ^^
a fangirl: knifie (akista)treesock on December 12th, 2004 05:23 pm (UTC)
I need to do more Hughes carols.


But that 12 days one was just a sudden smack of inspiration to the face. With a wet fish.
Part-time Misanthrope: Happy Holidays by syntheticonscoldwriter on December 12th, 2004 05:55 pm (UTC)
The Hagaren Christmas album. I think I may have gotten theme for the challenge of fma_100! Or not 0.o

I'm dreaming of an Elricest Christmas
Wishing there'd be one in the show
Alphonse's naked skin is glistening
And everybody's listening
To Edward moaning in the snow


Yeah, I should stop now 0.0

~CT
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
O__________O

Don't stop there!! *clings* I would love it if someone came and sang Elricest carols outside my window! XDD
Part-time Misanthrope: Cheer? by chibi_menthos (gj)coldwriter on December 12th, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
All right, let me see if I can finish this. It's a short song anyway.

I'm dreaming of an Elricest Christmas
Wishing there'd be one in the show
Alphonse's naked skin is glistening
And everybody's listening
To Edward moaning in the snow

I'm dreaming of an Elricest Christmas
With all the Elricest fics I write
May all the fanarts be a dirty sight
And pray the snow they did it on is still white

I'm dreaming of an Elricest Christmas
With all the Elricest fics I write
May all the fanarts be a dirty sight
And pray the snow they did it on is still white


Yes, I had to get dirty at the end. My other version sounded terrible.

~CT



outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on December 12th, 2004 09:04 pm (UTC)
*fangirl giggle fit* X33

I'm printing and hanging that on my door. Tis' too awesome. ^^
patosan: Futilepatosan on December 12th, 2004 06:25 pm (UTC)
Loved the second one :D
Adaadalove on December 13th, 2004 04:13 am (UTC)
I'm trying really, really, really hard not to laugh aloud in class... XDDDDD

Oh, how my friends will love to hear me sing these horribly beautifully...