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16 November 2004 @ 09:37 am
One ticket straight to Hell-con for everybody in this RP.  
On the day following the airing of the second dub episode of FMA...all chaos broke loose.

It began as a chat between bored fans in the AIM chatroom FMAdub...and it all went downhill from there once a certain xkesshoux decided it was time to turn the room into a ball of crack!RP...

THIS is the result...you have been warned...

Elricest, playing of DDR...that can be taken easily the wrong way, Moofy jumps in, Sloth is too much like Trisha, Roy doesn't want any part of it, Black Hayate is a Homuncuinu, a flesh-eating virus ate Winry! AND MAGICAL KYOUDAI ERURIKU!


Al: -turns around to see Ed- Neee, Nii-san... There are PEOPLE here...
Ed: -Ushers for Al to be quiet- I know!!!
Al: Oh dear o_o
Ed: Last time I was here one of your CATS ATE MY EXTRA HEIGHT!
Al: -wibblewibblesniff- I have FAILED you, Nii-san!
Moofy: *Lights a match and jumps in Al*
Al: -falls to knees pathetically- Faiiiilleddd yooouuu....
Al: -looks at stomach- ...?
Al: -spazzes out-
Al: I CAN'T FEEL BUT IT FEELS GROSS, NIIII-SAAAAN!
Ed: -Pats Al on the back- Er....it's okay....AH!FIRE! -Runs around in circles-
*a wrench flies through the room and hits Ed on the back of the head*
Ed: -Falls over twitching-
*Winry shows up, no memory of the night before* ED! Stop making your brother cry!
Ed: -Lack of response due to CONCUSSION-
Al: -continues to spaz out-
Al: Feels ICKY!
Moofy: hold still!
Moofy: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP
Al: -immediately stops- Oh, okay.
Moofy: Stupid tin can tents...
Al: Wait, why am I listening to my stomach? Nii-saaaan, I'm going to be a MOMMY!
Al: -kicks Ed- Nee, Nii-san, a MOMMY!
Winry: *stares at Al* Al.. Have you hit your.. ug... *would say head, but that doesn't seem right with Al*
Al: ...How ironic o_o;
Ed: -Sits up and opens up Al's chest plate- -Moofy tumbles out- Congratulations...it's a boy...I think....-Grope- Yeah...it's a boy...-Falls back over-
Al: Yay, I'm a mommy!
Al: I don't see what the fuss about birth was all about....
Moofy: MOMMY!
Moofy: *Jumps on Al*
Winry: *pats Al on the helmet* And so big too. ._.
Al: I'M BEING RAPED BY MY OWN... -grope-
Al: SON!
Winry: O,O
**puddle forms under the door, then reforms** o.o;...
Sloth: did I come in at a bad time?
Ed: -Attempts to drown self in Sloth-
Al: -points towards door- MOMMY!
Moofy: MY OTHER MOMMY
Sloth: now, now, Ed dear, drowning is bad **pats his head**
Moofy: *Runs to sloth and buries face into boobs*
Ed: -Gurgling sounds-
Al: Nii-san, don't drown yourself!
Al: We have so much to live for!
Sloth: aagh... **pets Moofy**
Al: So many positions we haven't tried!
Al: ...-cough-
Ed: -Pulls out head- Oh yeah...
Sloth: what...?
Winry: *drags Ed up to his feet and whispers in his ear* What did you do to Al? He's gone insane!
Al: -laughs maniacally-
Sloth: have you kids been playing doctor again? >.>;
Ed: -Blinks- Well....-Cough- Er....
Ed: -COUGH- Um....
Winry: EH??
Al: Is that what you call it, Nii-san?
Sloth: go to your rooms!
Sloth: **points across the room, not realizing it's just a wall**
Al: -innocent look...er...okay, so the same look he always gives. Whatever-
Ed: Of course not, Aru...you call it porn
Al: Oh, okay.
Moofy: Me too? ;.;
Black Hayate: *walks in wagging tail and acting all cute and stuff* Woof woof.
Al: Nii-san is so smart ^^
Sloth: you can stay here and play, Moofy dear ^_^
Moofy: DOGGY!
Al: I hear they are good with ketchup.
Moofy: *Plays with doggy*
Al: Or is it catsup? Budumch
Ed: Has Havoc been giving you cooking lessons again, Aru?
Al: ....no?
Sloth: Al, stop playing in your father's armor and go to your room! **tosses him at the wall**
Al: -another innocent look-
Al: Father? Nii-san, I'm confused!
Al: I thought I was a *mommy*!
Black Hayate: Woof woof. *wags tail*
Al: Make it better, Niii-saaaaaan -whine-
Ed: Actually, Aru....-Whispers something in his ear- You see?
Al: ...But what does a robot and a frying pan have to do with it?
Sloth: such disobedient children..
Ed: -Whispers some more-
Al: Ohhhh.... So it's got something to do with the doggy over there?
Ed: -Whisper-
Al: ...OH. -blush-
Ed: -Nod-
Al: -nods slowly-
Sloth: **dissolves into a puddle and reforms behind Ed and Al, smacking their heads together** will you listen to me?
Al: ...MOMMY!
Al: -glomps Sloth-
Ed: She's not mommy Aru! MOM IS DEAD!
Black Hayate: Woof...? *stares*
Sloth: hello Al, dear ^_^ **pats him**
Al: ...
Al: ZOMBIE!
Moofy: *Petsa doggy*
Al: -cowers behind Ed-
Ed: Homunculus, Al...x_x
Sloth: .....x.x;
Ed: Remember, we created her?
Al: HOMUNCUZOMBIE!
Ed: ....
Moofy: Throws doggy out window to see if it will land on all fours
Ed: There there, Aru...
Sloth: Ed, you're so cruel.. **tears up and tosses him at the wall**
Ed: -THUD- Ow....@_@
Al: Nii-san! Oh no!
Al: -presses button on watch he just happens to have right this second-
Ed: A..ru....x_x
Al: I call...
Al: GOJIRAAA!
Al: -tiny lizard bashes through wall-
LIZARD: Barrgh!
Ed: -Gets SQUISHED by TINY LIZARD-
Black Hayate: *falls on back* x__x Bow wow...
Sloth: **stares at the lizard and collapses laughing hysterically**
Moofy: *Gets buried under the rubble'*
Al: I bought the travel size ^^
Moofy: MOMMY! DADDY!
Sloth: **pulls Moofy out** you okay? ^_^
Al: ...Wait, Nii-san, I'm confused. ...Nii-san?
Al: -turns around to see the lizard squishing Ed's head-
LIZARD: Barrgh!
Moofy: *Kicks lizard*
LIZARD: FWEEE! -squishes into wall-
Black Hayate: *walks back in wagging bandaged tail* x__x Woofity Bow wow.
Moofy: GET OFF OF ED UNCLE!
Al: -shakes head- He was so young...
Sloth: uncle..?
Al: -puts lizard into tiny coffin-
Sloth: what exactly have you kids been doing? :|
Al: -eats coffin-
Moofy: Yeah
Al: -..."eats"-
Al: ...Ewww, now I have a dead lizard in my tummy!
Al: -opens chest and pulls out coffin, then throws it out the hole the lizard made in the wall-
Ed: -Sits there dazed and confused-
Al: -pats Ed on the head-
Moofy: *Glomps Ed*
Black Hayate: *rolls around on the floor* Woof Woofity Bow wow
Al: Nuu, Nii-san!
Al: I HAVE LOST TO A YOUNGER BOY!
Sloth: who let this dog in? **kneels down and pets Black Hayate**
Al: -runs away weeping-
Al: -clankclankclank-
Sloth: Al, I said stop playing in your father's armor!
Black Hayate: Bow wow. *wags tail*
Moofy: AL IS EMPTY HEADED!
Al: Hey, I'm not THAT dumb!
Moofy: *Kicks Al's head off*
Sloth: no insulting- .... WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
Al: ...!!
Sloth: **shakes Al**
Al: -clankclankclank-
Ed: -Pulls restored!Al out of the armor and drags him off in the other direction-
Al: I'M A REAL BOY!
Ed: Yes, Al...you are...
Al: ...Wow, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be...
Al: Why didn't we think of that earlier?
Ed: Yeah me too...-Scratches head- I dunno...
Sloth: **sighs and drags the armor to a corner of the room** such hyperactive children..
Al: -pulls pants away from self about an inch- Nii-san, look!
Ed: -STARE- AL! -Grabs his hands- NOT IN PUBLIC!
Moofy: *Throws winry out window to see if she lands on all fours*
Al: -looks down at ground all teary- Okay, Nii-san...
Al: -sniffwibblewibblepathetic-
Ed: -Lets go of Al's hands...-
Sloth: Moofy, dear, no throwing girls out the window.
Ed: -Pulls Al's pants back out again and stares-
Moofy: Ok!
Ed: *____*
Moofy: *Throws Al out the window instead*
Al: EEK!
Ed: ACK! MY SEX!
Ed: I mean..AL!
Sloth: No throwing your brother out the window!
Ed: -Dives after him-
Al: EEEEK!
Al: EEEEEEEEEEE-gasp-EEEEEEEEE!
Moofy: ok!
Ed: -Floats them magically to the ground through the magic of....a...er....magic-
Al: It's the magic of LURVE!
(Ed: AL'S a GIRL?! -Peeks down his pants again- OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT!)
Sloth: Ed, dear, while you're floating things around, could you clean up this mess in here?
Moofy: *Throws self out the window*
Moofy: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ed: Why do I have to clean it up! -Whine-
Al: Awwww
Sloth: because Moofy threw your brother outside
Ed: But I dove after him!
Al: And he SAVED ME!
Ed: -Hugs Al- Yeah!
Al: -sparkly eyes- I'm like a damsel in distress!
Ed: -Melts-
Sloth: I worry about you two sometimes..
Black Hayate: *walks up to Ed* Woofity Woof. *starts licking his shoe*
Moofy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Al: -looks out window-
Moofy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Al: -poofs into a dress and talks dreamily- Yep, like a damsel in distress...
Ed: -Kicks Black Hayate away and gives Al a thorough 'health examination'-
Moofy: eeeeeeeeee*Takes deep breath* WWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Al: Nii-san, are you licensed for this?
Sloth: that's one of my dresses..
Al: ...Oh wait, that's right. I don't care.
Al: ^_^
Al: ...er...
Al: >_>
Al:
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On the day following the airing of the second dub episode of FMA...all chaos broke loose.

It began as a chat between bored fans in the AIM chatroom FMAdub...and it all went downhill from there once a certain xkesshoux decided it was time to turn the room into a ball of crack!RP...

THIS is the result...you have been warned...

Elricest, playing of DDR...that can be taken easily the wrong way, Moofy jumps in, Sloth is too much like Trisha, Roy doesn't want any part of it, Black Hayate is a Homuncuinu, a flesh-eating virus ate Winry! AND MAGICAL KYOUDAI ERURIKU!

<lj-cut text="If you still have a brain after reading this...feel free to hurt me very badly. For I brought this upon them.">
Al: -turns around to see Ed- Neee, Nii-san... There are PEOPLE here...
Ed: -Ushers for Al to be quiet- I know!!!
Al: Oh dear o_o
Ed: Last time I was here one of your CATS ATE MY EXTRA HEIGHT!
Al: -wibblewibblesniff- I have FAILED you, Nii-san!
Moofy: *Lights a match and jumps in Al*
Al: -falls to knees pathetically- Faiiiilleddd yooouuu....
Al: -looks at stomach- ...?
Al: -spazzes out-
Al: I CAN'T FEEL BUT IT FEELS GROSS, NIIII-SAAAAN!
Ed: -Pats Al on the back- Er....it's okay....AH!FIRE! -Runs around in circles-
*a wrench flies through the room and hits Ed on the back of the head*
Ed: -Falls over twitching-
*Winry shows up, no memory of the night before* ED! Stop making your brother cry!
Ed: -Lack of response due to CONCUSSION-
Al: -continues to spaz out-
Al: Feels ICKY!
Moofy: hold still!
Moofy: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP
Al: -immediately stops- Oh, okay.
Moofy: Stupid tin can tents...
Al: Wait, why am I listening to my stomach? Nii-saaaan, I'm going to be a MOMMY!
Al: -kicks Ed- Nee, Nii-san, a MOMMY!
Winry: *stares at Al* Al.. Have you hit your.. ug... *would say head, but that doesn't seem right with Al*
Al: ...How ironic o_o;
Ed: -Sits up and opens up Al's chest plate- -Moofy tumbles out- Congratulations...it's a boy...I think....-Grope- Yeah...it's a boy...-Falls back over-
Al: Yay, I'm a mommy!
Al: I don't see what the fuss about birth was all about....
Moofy: MOMMY!
Moofy: *Jumps on Al*
Winry: *pats Al on the helmet* And so big too. ._.
Al: I'M BEING RAPED BY MY OWN... -grope-
Al: SON!
Winry: O,O
**puddle forms under the door, then reforms** o.o;...
Sloth: did I come in at a bad time?
Ed: -Attempts to drown self in Sloth-
Al: -points towards door- MOMMY!
Moofy: MY OTHER MOMMY
Sloth: now, now, Ed dear, drowning is bad **pats his head**
Moofy: *Runs to sloth and buries face into boobs*
Ed: -Gurgling sounds-
Al: Nii-san, don't drown yourself!
Al: We have so much to live for!
Sloth: aagh... **pets Moofy**
Al: So many positions we haven't tried!
Al: ...-cough-
Ed: -Pulls out head- Oh yeah...
Sloth: what...?
Winry: *drags Ed up to his feet and whispers in his ear* What did you do to Al? He's gone insane!
Al: -laughs maniacally-
Sloth: have you kids been playing doctor again? >.>;
Ed: -Blinks- Well....-Cough- Er....
Ed: -COUGH- Um....
Winry: EH??
Al: Is that what you call it, Nii-san?
Sloth: go to your rooms!
Sloth: **points across the room, not realizing it's just a wall**
Al: -innocent look...er...okay, so the same look he always gives. Whatever-
Ed: Of course not, Aru...you call it porn
Al: Oh, okay.
Moofy: Me too? ;.;
Black Hayate: *walks in wagging tail and acting all cute and stuff* Woof woof.
Al: Nii-san is so smart ^^
Sloth: you can stay here and play, Moofy dear ^_^
Moofy: DOGGY!
Al: I hear they are good with ketchup.
Moofy: *Plays with doggy*
Al: Or is it catsup? Budumch
Ed: Has Havoc been giving you cooking lessons again, Aru?
Al: ....no?
Sloth: Al, stop playing in your father's armor and go to your room! **tosses him at the wall**
Al: -another innocent look-
Al: Father? Nii-san, I'm confused!
Al: I thought I was a *mommy*!
Black Hayate: Woof woof. *wags tail*
Al: Make it better, Niii-saaaaaan -whine-
Ed: Actually, Aru....-Whispers something in his ear- You see?
Al: ...But what does a robot and a frying pan have to do with it?
Sloth: such disobedient children..
Ed: -Whispers some more-
Al: Ohhhh.... So it's got something to do with the doggy over there?
Ed: -Whisper-
Al: ...OH. -blush-
Ed: -Nod-
Al: -nods slowly-
Sloth: **dissolves into a puddle and reforms behind Ed and Al, smacking their heads together** will you listen to me?
Al: ...MOMMY!
Al: -glomps Sloth-
Ed: She's not mommy Aru! MOM IS DEAD!
Black Hayate: Woof...? *stares*
Sloth: hello Al, dear ^_^ **pats him**
Al: ...
Al: ZOMBIE!
Moofy: *Petsa doggy*
Al: -cowers behind Ed-
Ed: Homunculus, Al...x_x
Sloth: .....x.x;
Ed: Remember, we created her?
Al: HOMUNCUZOMBIE!
Ed: ....
Moofy: Throws doggy out window to see if it will land on all fours
Ed: There there, Aru...
Sloth: Ed, you're so cruel.. **tears up and tosses him at the wall**
Ed: -THUD- Ow....@_@
Al: Nii-san! Oh no!
Al: -presses button on watch he just happens to have right this second-
Ed: A..ru....x_x
Al: I call...
Al: GOJIRAAA!
Al: -tiny lizard bashes through wall-
LIZARD: Barrgh!
Ed: -Gets SQUISHED by TINY LIZARD-
Black Hayate: *falls on back* x__x Bow wow...
Sloth: **stares at the lizard and collapses laughing hysterically**
Moofy: *Gets buried under the rubble'*
Al: I bought the travel size ^^
Moofy: MOMMY! DADDY!
Sloth: **pulls Moofy out** you okay? ^_^
Al: ...Wait, Nii-san, I'm confused. ...Nii-san?
Al: -turns around to see the lizard squishing Ed's head-
LIZARD: Barrgh!
Moofy: *Kicks lizard*
LIZARD: FWEEE! -squishes into wall-
Black Hayate: *walks back in wagging bandaged tail* x__x Woofity Bow wow.
Moofy: GET OFF OF ED UNCLE!
Al: -shakes head- He was so young...
Sloth: uncle..?
Al: -puts lizard into tiny coffin-
Sloth: what exactly have you kids been doing? :|
Al: -eats coffin-
Moofy: Yeah
Al: -..."eats"-
Al: ...Ewww, now I have a dead lizard in my tummy!
Al: -opens chest and pulls out coffin, then throws it out the hole the lizard made in the wall-
Ed: -Sits there dazed and confused-
Al: -pats Ed on the head-
Moofy: *Glomps Ed*
Black Hayate: *rolls around on the floor* Woof Woofity Bow wow
Al: Nuu, Nii-san!
Al: I HAVE LOST TO A YOUNGER BOY!
Sloth: who let this dog in? **kneels down and pets Black Hayate**
Al: -runs away weeping-
Al: -clankclankclank-
Sloth: Al, I said stop playing in your father's armor!
Black Hayate: Bow wow. *wags tail*
Moofy: AL IS EMPTY HEADED!
Al: Hey, I'm not THAT dumb!
Moofy: *Kicks Al's head off*
Sloth: no insulting- .... WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
Al: ...!!
Sloth: **shakes Al**
Al: -clankclankclank-
Ed: -Pulls restored!Al out of the armor and drags him off in the other direction-
Al: I'M A REAL BOY!
Ed: Yes, Al...you are...
Al: ...Wow, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be...
Al: Why didn't we think of that earlier?
Ed: Yeah me too...-Scratches head- I dunno...
Sloth: **sighs and drags the armor to a corner of the room** such hyperactive children..
Al: -pulls pants away from self about an inch- Nii-san, look!
Ed: -STARE- AL! -Grabs his hands- NOT IN PUBLIC!
Moofy: *Throws winry out window to see if she lands on all fours*
Al: -looks down at ground all teary- Okay, Nii-san...
Al: -sniffwibblewibblepathetic-
Ed: -Lets go of Al's hands...-
Sloth: Moofy, dear, no throwing girls out the window.
Ed: -Pulls Al's pants back out again and stares-
Moofy: Ok!
Ed: *____*
Moofy: *Throws Al out the window instead*
Al: EEK!
Ed: ACK! MY SEX!
Ed: I mean..AL!
Sloth: No throwing your brother out the window!
Ed: -Dives after him-
Al: EEEEK!
Al: EEEEEEEEEEE-gasp-EEEEEEEEE!
Moofy: ok!
Ed: -Floats them magically to the ground through the magic of....a...er....magic-
Al: It's the magic of LURVE!
(Ed: AL'S a GIRL?! -Peeks down his pants again- OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT!)
Sloth: Ed, dear, while you're floating things around, could you clean up this mess in here?
Moofy: *Throws self out the window*
Moofy: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ed: Why do I have to clean it up! -Whine-
Al: Awwww
Sloth: because Moofy threw your brother outside
Ed: But I dove after him!
Al: And he SAVED ME!
Ed: -Hugs Al- Yeah!
Al: -sparkly eyes- I'm like a damsel in distress!
Ed: -Melts-
Sloth: I worry about you two sometimes..
Black Hayate: *walks up to Ed* Woofity Woof. *starts licking his shoe*
Moofy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Al: -looks out window-
Moofy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Al: -poofs into a dress and talks dreamily- Yep, like a damsel in distress...
Ed: -Kicks Black Hayate away and gives Al a thorough 'health examination'-
Moofy: eeeeeeeeee*Takes deep breath* WWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Al: Nii-san, are you licensed for this?
Sloth: that's one of my dresses..
Al: ...Oh wait, that's right. I don't care.
Al: ^_^
Al: ...er...
Al: >_>
Al: <_<
Ed: I'm a state alchemist, I'm licensed for anything...and besides..you don't care....-continues-
Sloth: you kids better not mess up my clothes :|
Al: I'll clean off any bodily fluids we got on them, I promise.
Al: -holds right hand up-
* Moofy transmutes himself into the wall and appears back in the room*
Ed: That's a good boy, Al...okay, turn around..
Al: -turns around- ^_^
Al: MEEP!
Al: Nii-san, that thermometer is COLD!
Moofy: O_O
Moofy: WHAT A BIG ASS!
Ed: -Cough- Er...sorry...>>;
Al: -wibblewibble-
Sloth: **looks for something to make for dinner** hm hm..
Al: My butt's not big!
Al: ;_;
Ed: Yeah! -Kicks Moofy-
Moofy: *Pokes Al's ass* IS THAT THING REAL?!
Al: ...yes?
Ed: -Kicks again-
Sloth: oh, Moofy dear, will you go and get some milk and eggs from the farm down the street?
Al: -tiara poofs onto his head-
Al: Yee!
Moofy: OK!
Ed: Here...that better, Al?
Al: Now we can play "Princess Of Random Neverland!"
Al: (-points at acronym-)
Moofy: I'll buy a bra for Al too
Sloth: Ed, stop playing with your brother and build a fire, please?
Black Hayate: Woof woof. *rolls around the floor stupidly*
Al: ...Do I need one?
Ed: No of course not...it's for -Whisperwhisper-
Al: Nii-san, I do not have manboobs! I am just a kid!
Al: ...Oh.
Ed: -Nods- We ARE building a fire, Homuncukaasan!
Al: ...HOMUNCOZOMBIE!
Sloth: :| I see no fire, get over here.
Al: -cowers-
Ed: -Whine- Noooooo! You can't SEE the fire!
Al: It's INVISIDABLE!
*mysterious voice is lightly heard in the air* kishin da omoi o hakidashitai no wa *and then the voice fades out*
Sloth: :|... ARE YOU CALLING ME BLIND?
Ed: No...I'm saying that it's an INNER fire!
Ed: >>
Ed: <<
Al: ...Nii-san...
Al: That's the lamest excuse ever...
Ed: -Cough-
Ed: -Pokes Al-
Al: Even lamer than the one where you said you lost your wallet in my pants...
Ed: I swear I did!
Sloth: ....I swear, you've been reading too many of your father's books.
Moofy: *Creates a fire at the farm market*
Al: ....e_e;;;;;
Sloth: Okay, Al, come build a fire so I can make dinner
Ed: No! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
Ed: -Bites Al's neck-
Ed: MINE!
Al: O_O;
Al: NII-SAN, YOU ARE A VAMPIRE!
Sloth: Ed, stop biting your brother!
Ed: -Blink- I am not!
Moofy: **throws a spoon at him**
Al: I AM IN A ROOM WITH VAMPIRES AND HOMUNCUZOMBIES!
Black Hayate: *walks around the room* Woof woof. Bow wow.
Al: -hides in corner with hands over eyes- You can't see me!
Sloth: and someone take the dog out, please
Ed: -Skillfully ducks the spoon....coincidentally....-
Moofy: *puts Black Hayate in fire*
Al: Nii-san, why didn't you tell me you were a vampire?
Al: You can tell me anythiiiing.... ;_;
Ed: Al I'm not a vampire! -Whisperwhisperwhisper-
Sloth: oh, Moofy dear, you're back... no, we are not having dog for dinner
Al: ...Oh.
Al: I was wondering why I wasn't becoming a servant of the night.
Al: ...well...
Al: Er...
Al: -looks around, blushes-
Al: Nevermind...
Moofy: ok!
Ed: OMGSPOON! -Ducks for no reason...while standing in front of Al...coincidentally.........-
Moofy: *Gives mil and egg*
Al: ...Nii-san, you are not good at excuses.
Al: ...BUT I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW! X3
Black Hayate: *burns* WOOF! *dies*
Ed: -Muffled profanity-
Moofy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Moofy: ED SAID ****
Al: -laughs maniacally- Now *I* am the seme!
Sloth: **starts trying to make dinner and drags Black Hayate out of the fireplace** now the house will smell bad..
Ed: -Turns head for a second- I DID NOT! MOOFY'S A LIAR!
Sloth: Ed, no cursi- :| go to your room for that!
Al: Yes, let's go to your room!
Ed: Okay!
Al: And you have to listen to me, because I AM THE SEME!
Ed: -Drags Al to the room-
Al: Kukukuku...
Black Hayate: *twitches* *all dead and crap*
(Aru-mas-seh?)
(Aru-phone-seh)
Moofy: yay!
-thumping sounds from Ed's room-
Moofy: burnt dog
-...and mattress springs-
Moofy: DIG IN!
(Al is a telephone!)
Sloth: Moofy, at least put it on a plate..
-Yes! Moans!-
Al: Niiii-saaaaan...
Al: -gaspgaspgasp-
Moofy: YES MOM!
Moofy: *Puts it on a plate*
(ARUPHONESEX!)
< / random >
Al: Nii-san, my hips aren't that wide...
Ed: Too bad!
Moofy: *Listens to Ed and Al*
Al: -thunk- Owww....
Al: Nii-san, I fell down!
Al: Don't push so hard!
Sloth: Moofy, such things will warp your mind, go outside and play
Moofy: Like them? ok!
Ed: -Grunt- Damnit, Al, to the LEFT next time!
Al: Okay, okay...
Sloth: **puts an opera record on and plays it on full blast**
(...what, are they playing DDR? XD)
(Of course!)
Moofy: *Goes outside to play like Ed and Al do*
Al: NII-SAN!
(The end result is pretty much the same too....sweaty...exhausted...a mess...)
(DDR will never be the same again XD)
(Lots of thunking and rhythmic sounds...)
(XD Sorry...XD)
Al: ...Ewww, Nii-san...
Moofy: *Screams can be heard through the night*
Al: It's all over the bed now!
Al: -thunk-
Al: OW.
Al: Nii-san, I hit my head!
Al: Owowowowow....
Ed: I told you not to take that thing out yet! You're getting it everywhere!
Moofy: *Walks in with blood and white stuff all over*
Sloth: **sticks her head outside** Moofy, will you stop that and come inside to clean up? Lust and Gluttony are coming over for cards.
Al: I'm sorry, Nii-san... -wibblewibblesniff-
Black Hayate: *comes back from the dead* *walks in wagging his tail* Woof woof.
Moofy: YAY
Moofy: DOGGY!
Moofy: *Pets
Al: Hold onto the bar, Nii-san, or you'll fall over!
Sloth: **sets out the card table** if only she can keep that bottomless pit from eating all the cards this time..
Moofy: *Plays ball in the house*
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOO SMALL TO REACH THE BAR!
Sloth: Ed, no shouting!
Al: You aren't too small, Nii-san!
Al: Here, go and plug the thingy back in, it fell out.
Sloth: **hits the ceiling with a broom**
Al: Eek! They're on to us!
Al: But we were so QUIET!
Moofy: YEAH
Sloth: they could hear you down the street..
Moofy: THE THUMPS HELP!
Al: ...Oops...
Moofy: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Ed: -THUMP.THUMP.THUMP.- It's working again now, Al!
Sloth: the neighbors will be complaining again..
Al: Yay!
Black Hayate: Woof woof. *walks towards Sloth and starts licking her shoe*
Al: -thunkthunkthunk-
Moofy: DOGGY
Al: Oooh, I have an idea!
Sloth: **pets Black Hayate and gives him a random bone to chew on**
Moofy: COME DOGGY COME
-explosion-
Al: ...Oops.
Sloth: NO BLOWING UP THE HOUSE!
Ed: NOW what are we going to do for fun, Al?! You broke it!
Al: Forgive meee, Nii-san! I'll make it up to you!
Sloth: **mixes drinks for the card game**
Moofy: yup
-thunkthunkthunk-
Black Hayate: *chews on the bone* Woof woof. Bow wow.
Al: Nii-san, my throat hurts, I need something to drink..
Moofy: *Takes bone and throws* FETCH
Ed: Just a minute and you can have something!
Al: Yay!
Al: But Nii-san, the leopard print will be ruined...
Ed: Too bad, Al!
Sloth: **phone rings, so she goes and answers it** hello? Oh, hello Lust! oh.. they're upstairs playing some game. what? oh, it must be your imagination. aww, pity, perhaps you can make it next time? alright then..
Al: -gasp- NIIIII -gasp- SAAAAN!
Ed: Don't stop now, Aru! It's almost finished!
Al: Yours is always higher than mine...
Black Hayate: *runs after the bone* WOOF!! *crashes into a wall*
Moofy: AW!
Sloth: **pounds on the ceiling with a broom again** you scared away the guests who were coming! keep it down!
Moofy: POOR DOGGY!
Al: We're almost there, Nii-san! -gasppantgasp-
Moofy: *Picks up BH and kisses his forehead*
Ed: -Rapid thumping sounds-
Sloth: **hits the ceiling harder** I said keep it down!
Al: So...close...-thunkthunk-
Black Hayate: Bark Bark. *licks Moofy's hand*
Moofy: aw
Moofy: *Pets and hugs*
Ed: KYAAAAAAAHH!!! SHIT!
Al: ACK, NII-SAN!
Al: You missed!
Al: And you got off rhythm!
Sloth: **sighs and sits at the card table, sipping a mixed drink** darn kids../
Moofy: *Walks up to Ed and Al's room to watch them play DDR*
Ed: But I'm used to the slower pace!
Al: Aww, I'm sorry Nii-san.
Al: ...Wait, who else have you been doing this with?
Black Hayate: Bark Bark. *stares at Ed an Al*
Lust: :knocks on the front door: Sloth~? Are you there?
Sloth: Lust! you made it after all! **gets up and opens the door** how nice to see you, come in!
Lust: ^_^ My pleasure Sloth. Gluttony is being occupied by Envy, so I'm clear for the evening
Al: Mawuuu, Nii-san, you're so GOOD at this!
Sloth: ^_^ how wonderful, our cards won't be eaten again **offers her a chair and a drink**
Ed: -Loud thud- Just Roy and Havoc, Envy comes over sometimes too! Ever done it with Auntie Pinako? She's really good, you wouldn't think somebody her age and size would be able to last so long!
Lust: :takes the drink then sits down:
Sloth: **shuffles the cards** please don't mind the children, they're playing some silly game upstairs
Al: Nii-san, I feel so betrayed! I thought you said you would only play with ME!
Ed: But you've been playing with Scar!
Lust: ... Really? Sounds like a weird game to me...
Al: ...No I haven't... e_e;
Sloth: boys will be boys, I suppose... so what game tonight?
Al: Just a second, Nii-san...
Ed: You lie! I saw the tapes!
Al: -opens door to Ed's room and looks out at everybody else-
Lust: You pick... I can't really think with all this noise... :looks up with a strange expression on her face:
Al: Uh...sorry we're so loud... -looks down at self-
Black Hayate: Bow wow. *jumps onto the floor and walks around the room*
Al: -of course, Al's not wearing a shirt (and possibly not pants, but you can't tell) and he's drenched in...something...-
Al: ...What?
Al: It's really hot!
Moofy: Can I play too?!
Al: -rushes back into room, slams door-
Sloth: **sips her drink and looks back** do be quieter.... what is that all over you?
Sloth: ah..
Ed: -Drags self out the door in just boxers, dripping with sweat- Need....waaaateeerrr.....
Moofy: I bet I can beat both of you!
Al: Need....Nii-san...I mean...water...
Black Hayate: Woof. *walks over to Al and starts licking his foot*
Sloth: Ed, it's the middle of winter, how did you get so sweaty? **gets up to get a glass of water**
Al: -drags self out of room, watches dog lick foot-
Al: ....
Lust: O_o
Lust: You have weird children Sloth...
Ed: I was just playing with Al!
Sloth: **gives them both water and smiles at Lust** I know, they get it from their father, I think
Al: -splashes water all over face-
Moofy: hehe
Ed: -Does so as well-
Al: Mmm, delicious, delicious Nii-sa...er...water....
Al: >_>
Al: <_<
Al: Yes, water...
Black Hayate: Bark bark. *paws Al's ankle*
Moofy: CAN I PLAY NEXT TIME?!
Al: -looks down at doggy-
Ed: -Splashes Al- Sure, Moofy!
Lust: I've only met their father once..
Al: Too...tired to...make doggy move..
Sloth: you two go over to Winry's house to play now, Mommy needs her fun time too
Al: Nii-san, defend my honor!
Sloth: take Moofy and the dog with you
Lust: But if he's the reason why Envy is the way he is... I suspect so...
Ed: You've got one of my legs, so I think you should do pretty good
Ed: And one of my arms too, that helps
Al: Yes, that hand is very fun
Al: I mean useful
Al: I mean...
Al: Uh...
Ed: -Whispers something to Al-
Al: ...crud...
Sloth: what do you mean? **sits back down with Lust and deals for poker**
Al: ....O_O
Al: Nii-san....?
Ed: Come on, one more time!
Ed: -Runs back upstairs-
Al: Okay, okay...
Moofy: HE MEANS HE WINS ALOT WITH IT
Black Hayate: Woof. Woof. *starts climbing up Al's leg*
Al: -follows Ed-
Sloth: I said go play with Winry, or I'll lock you both outside in the cold **sips her drink**
-thunkthunkthunk-
Sloth: ahh..
Sloth: such insolent children..
Al: Nii-san, daijoubu...?
Ed: Winry -thud- isn't -thunk- HOME
Lust: Sloth... :coughs: I think your sons are doing something inappropriate...
Lust: >>;;
Sloth: **looks at Lust innocently** what do you mean?
Ed: The seat was hard and the ride was bumpy....-Groan-
Black Hayate: *cling to Al's leg* x__x bow wow.
Lust: :stands up:
Al: I am sorry, Nii-san, it isn't my fault!
Ed: I shouldn't have drank all that water before doing this again....-Groan-
Al: Eugh, I feel too full now to keep moving up and down...
Ed: Oooooooooh.....auhhh.....
-THUD-
-THUNKOFDOOM-
-Cricket-
Moofy: oooooooooooh
Al: Unnnggggg....
Moofy: that looks so fun!
Sloth: **blinks at Lust, then gets up** oh, you need another drink?
Moofy: *Shoves Al aside and plays with Ed*
Ed: Uuuuaaaa......Aruuuuu.....
Al: -falls onto floor-
Al: Nii-saaaan, defend my honor!
Ed: -Falls onto Al-
Al: Yay!
Lust: :coughs nervously: I think I hear Gluttony asking if he can eat someone... I'll see you later. Goodbye Sloth ^_^ :rushes out of the house:
Al: I mean...
Al: ...oh whatever.
-thunkthunkthunk-
Moofy: WHGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sloth: **pouts and waves at the door** ahh.. no card game..
Ed: Hey Al, what's that in your pocket?
Moofy: *Rides Ed*
Al: Aaauuggghh....
Ed: -Groooooaaaaan...-
Moofy: FASTER
Moofy: FASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Black Hayate: *rolls around the floor* Bow wow. Bow wow.
Ed: It HUUUUURRTS!
Sloth: **goes upstairs and pounds on their door** I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET, NOW MY GUEST HAS LEFT!
Al: NII-SAN, THE FRICTION IS HURTIIIING MEEE!
Ed: I knoow Aru!!!
Ed: I told you we shouldn't have tried with three!
Al: Auugggh...Nii-san...
Ed: Aruuuuu......
Al: -pantpantpantgasppant-
Sloth: don't make me come in there, you're so noisy!~
Al: DON'T COME IN!
Moofy: oh no
Al: I'M ...uh...
Moofy: we must hurry
Al: ...uh....
Al: ....uhhhh...
Moofy: *Goes faster*
Ed: YOU'LL BREAK OUR CONCENTRATION!
Al: Nii-san, I can't... AUGH!
Al: Nii-saaaan!
Ed: GYAH! Aaaaruu!
Al: -orgasmic tone of voice...duh...-
Al: Nii-san, my mouth won't open any wid-- -muffled-
Black Hayate: Woof Woof. Bow wow. *looks around*
Sloth: **sighs and tries the doorknob, finding it locked** what on earth could they be doing..
Moofy: *Throws BH out of the room*
Al: -yells at door- DDR!
Ed: Nnnnyaaahh....Aruuuuu, don't stop now!
Al: -muffledmuffled-
Sloth: what's DDR? **keeps knocking**
Al: Ngafhlakdnaff..
Ed: A GAME!
Ed: YES! YES! GOD YES IT'S A GAME!
Moofy: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!
Al: Agh faregh fahn gahm...
Ed: ARUUUU! HURRY UP!
Sloth: does it require you to be loud enough to be heard down the street and frighten my friends?
Al: -spits out something- Uhm...yes?
Sloth: ....>|
Al: It's a part of the game!
Al: It's in the rules!
Sloth: I'll give you ten seconds, then I'm coming in
Al: -writes in red crayon on a piece of blue construction paper: 'DDR: You have to bother neighbors and friends'-
Sloth: ten....
Al: -shoves it under the door-
Al: See?
Ed: -Groan- I'll take you on Blow My Whistle, ne, Moofy?
Sloth: **picks it up and reads it** ...this is your handwriting
Al: ...No it's not.
Al: It's an ILLUSION!
Al: Oooga booga!
Al: -wiggles fingers-
Sloth: are you calling me BLIND?
Al: ...no?
Ed: AL! BACK! NOW!
Al: ....what?
Ed: DOWN I CAN'T SEE!
Al: -moves-
Moofy: OK!
Ed: Here, Moofy! -Shoves something in his mouth-
Sloth: **sighs and starts the countdown again** ten..
Moofy: m mmmmmmmph!
Ed: Hurry, Aru! While he's down!
Sloth: nine..
Al: ...uh...?
Ed: -Rushed whispering-
Black Hayate: Woof woof.
Al: ...O_O;
Al: Nii-san, I don't think you used that word right...
Sloth: eight...
Al: -yells at door- ELEVEN!
Al: -crosses fingers and hopes she'll lose count-
Ed: OH! OH GOD! OH YEAH! -Ecstatic- FUCK YEAH!
Ed: -Grin-
Sloth: :| not gonna work, Al..
Sloth: Ed! where did you learn words like that?
Al: Curses, foiled again!
Ed: Envy told me!
Al: During that lightbulb thing?
Sloth: :|..
Sloth: seven...
Ed: Yeah...oO
Moofy: from a dirty man with corpses down the street
Al: I'm so jealous... -wibblewibblesniffsniffwibble-
Al: ...In face, I'm ENVIOUS!
Al: Ahahahahaha...ha...ha...
Al: Okay, not funny.
Ed: You shouldn't be...Lightbulbs are..painful...
Sloth: six...
Ed: PWNED! I SO OWNED YOU!
Al: That's almost like sex!
Al: -giggles madly-
Ed: Speaking of sex..
Al: Sex? What sex? I don't have any sex!
Al: -frantic-
Ed: Yes you do! You're a male!
Sloth: five...
Ed: At least you were last time I checked...
Al: I DIDN'T DO IT NOBODY SAW ME DO IT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Al: -hides in corner-
Ed: -Shuts Al up somehow-
Al: UHMPH!
Sloth: **mutters to herself**never letting them go to Central again, they're learning things too old for them..
-thunk-
Sloth: four...
-Groan-
Black Hayate: Woof... *cringes away slowly*
Al: YesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESNIIIII-SAAAAN!
Ed: GAH! Aru don't DO that!
Al: -coughs and looks at ground-
Sloth: three... :|
Al: Gomen ne, Nii-san...
Al: Erp...
Al: -pulls pants on-
Ed: -Likewise-
Moofy: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sloth: two.....
Moofy: that felt good!
Sloth: one... **turns into a puddle**
Ed: Told you!
Al: -looks down- Oh no!
Al: -realizes that he's put on a shirt instead of pants-
Sloth: **leaks under the door and reforms** ....
Ed: -Points at screen- HAH! Take THAT! HIGH SCORE!
Moofy: WHOO HOO!
Al: -claps- Go Nii-san!
Ed: -Sits there shirtless, panting like mad-
Moofy: I KNEW YOU WOULD WIN
Sloth: now what were you three doing that scared my friends..
Al: -sits there with a shirt on as pants and gasps-
Al: I just can't do that game for very long!
Sloth: ....Al, why are you wearing a shirt like that?
Ed: Yeah....I need a break...
Al: Uhh...
Al: New fashion?
Ed: It's cooler than pants
Al: Yeah, that must be it!
Sloth: it's 35 degrees outside, if you want to cool off, open a window
Al: The hole is for ventilation.
Al: ...uh...
Al: There's a flesh-eating virus outside.
Sloth: virus..?
Ed: I couldn't stand if I wanted to.....
Moofy: YEAH YEAH
Al: That's why we didn't open the window...
Ed: Man my legs hurt...
Sloth: **looks out the window** I don't see anything dead..
Al: ...uh...
Al: It's an illusion!
Al: OOGA BOOGA!
Moofy: it ate Winry
Ed: That was a really good workout you two, same time tomorrow?
Al: -wiggles fingers-
Moofy: ok!
Al: -nods- Yay! ^^
Black Hayate: *walks over to Sloth* Woof woof. *starts licking foot*
Sloth: You three... **shakes her head and turns off the TV**
Ed: And no bringing ice cream this time, Al!
Al: Aww, o-kay...
Ed: Just look at the mess we made with that!
Sloth: **reaches down and pets Black Hayate** I hope you plan to clean all that up
Ed: It's NOT a good idea to cool down by covering yourself in ice cream
Al: Aww, I'm sorry Nii-san
Al: I guess it wasn't that great of an idea...
Moofy: yeah
Moofy: I am so sticky...
Moofy: *Licks self*
Sloth: **walks over and looks around the bed** where's the ice cream carton?
Al: But next times I'll bring the edible underwear!
Al: I mean Gatorade!
Sloth: **turns** what?
Ed: -Wipes off opaque whitish liquid from the TV screen and licks it off his finger- Um...
Al: ...uh...
Ed: The flesh eating virus ate it
Al: ...It was a flesh-carton...
Sloth: ....
Ed: AL!
Al: Oops.
Sloth: how dumb do you think I am?
Ed: -Chokes on...ice cream....er...-
Al: ...not very?
Sloth: :|
Al: ....I mean not at all!
Ed: Hey Al you've got something sticky in your hair....o.o;
Al: You are the smartest person EVER!
Al: ...er...
Sloth: one of these days, while you're all sleeping, I'm sending each of you to separate convents
Al: NUO!
Al: -weeps-
Al: Where will I get my sex?
Ed: And one day, while you're sleeping, I'll turn you into Ethanol
Sloth: :|..
Al: I mean edible underwear!
Al: I mean...
Al: Oh whatever.
Ed: ^^
Ed: -Smiles happily-
Ed: That's my Aru!
Sloth: and I'm calling Colonel Mustang and yelling at him for exposing you two to such debauchery
Ed: -Pats him on the head-
Al: ^^
Moofy: hahahaha
Moofy: ^^
Al: Nooo, Roy taught Ed everything he knows about se...DDR!
Ed: Now go clean up that ice cream
Moofy: can I suck your jug?
Al: ...
Sloth: ....:|
Ed: -Hands Moofy a jug of...water-
Moofy: jug of water I mean
Moofy: *Drinks lots and lots of water*
Sloth: **opens the window and grabs Ed by the hair**
Al: Nii-san!
Black Hayate: Woof woof. *chases tail*
Ed: ARU!
Ed: -Squeals-
Ed: GOD MY HAIR!
Al: SAILOR ALCHEMIST MAKEUP!
Ed: -When was the last time he said that...-
Sloth: wha.
Al: -cue magical girl transformation-
Al: In the name of all that is shounen-ai in the world...
Al: I will PUNISH YOU!
Sloth: **drags Ed to the window and pushes him out** see? no flesh-eating viruses..
Al: -dramatic posing-
Ed: SAILOR HAGANE MAKEUP!
Al: -panty shot-
Ed: -Cue BETTER magical girl transformation-
Sloth: what is with you kids..
Ed: -ASS shot...haha no panties-
Al: Fan service, ACTIVATE!
Al: -pantyshotpantyshot-
Ed: -Smooches with Al-
Sloth: ...**throws her hands in the hair and just leaves**
Al: ^____^
Sloth: never marrying an alchemist again, they have WEIRD children
Ed: -Locks the door again-
Al: Yay, more DDR!
Ed: -Better yet, transmutes the door into the wall-
Al: Yay! Now we'll NEVER get out!
Sloth: **takes her drink still sitting on the table and just walks out of the house and into the night, muttering to herself**
Al: ...wait..
Al: ....-panty shot-
Ed: -Ass shot-
Ed: -More of a bad influence-
Al: -jumps up and down- Look, Nii-san, I'm all BOUNCY!
Al: -boucepantyshotbounce-
Ed: -Eyesfollowbouncing-
Al: And I'm all squishy!
Al: -pokes chest- It's AMAZING!
Ed: -Pokes too-
Ed: -Squeeze-
Ed: -Grin-
Al: Ooh, Nii-san!
Moofy: ..*Pokes tree*
Ed: -Slaps Al's ass-
Al: O_O
Ed: -Grope-
Al: Nii-saaaaan... -groan-
Black Hayate: *twitch twitch* Woof. *stare*
(DDR = Damnedsexy Dick Ravishing)
(Magical Kyoudai Eruriku!)
(Kinki)
(...?)
(It means taboo..XD)
(-Elric brothers on the subject of human transmutation- Al: Then we could bring kaa-san back to life! Ed: But Al, that's so kinki! Al: OMGNII-SANWTF! )
Al: -bounce- Looky, Nii-san!
Al: -bouncepantyshotbounce-
Ed: -Continues to poke at Al's chest- Are those real?
Al: ...maybe?
Ed: Can I see?
Al: ....no?
Roy: -walks in, freezes- ...What have I walked in on?
Al: ...nothing?
Ed: OMGROY!
Ed: -Fangirls-
Roy: ...Don't touch me.
Al: Neee, Niii-saaaan!
Al: -wibblewibblewhine-
Roy: Your shrill voice makes me want to jam sharp utensils into my own eardrums.
Al: ....-pantyshot-
Ed: -Sidles up to Roy, twirling a lock of hair around his finger- Neeeee, Taisaaa....-Bats eyelashes-
Roy: ...Didn't I just tell you not to touch me?
Al: -teary eyes- Neee, Nii-saaaan..
Al: What about our...uh..DDR?
Al: And the icecream?
Al: -wibbletearywibblesniff-
Ed: I told you I played with Roy before, right?
Al: ...Yes u_u
Ed: We can all play together! -Bounce-
Al: Yay! -bounce-
Al: -bouncebouncebounce-
Roy: Is that some sort of horrible euphemism?
Al: ...no?
Roy: And why does Al have... .... .... additions to his anatomy?
Al: ...
Al: ALCHEMY!
Ed: Because I fucked up the human transmutation...
Ed: Right
Ed: Alchemy
Al: Right. Yes.
Al: -nod-
Roy: ...Totally not intentional, right?
Ed: -Drags Roy to the bed.....room....-
Al: ....Right.
Ed: -To play DDR!-
Roy: -struggles- Stop... touching... meeeeee...
Al: Nii-san, I brought the...uh..."memory card"...
Al: ...right.
Al: ....-pantyshot!-
Ed: -Purr- Kyaa! Plug it in, Aru!
Roy: ...I have the sudden urge to slay my subordinates.
Roy: This is not entirely a new sensation.
Al: And by 'slay', you mean 'fuck madly', right?
-battle aura begins to collect around Roy-
Al: ....I mean...
Roy: ...No.
Al: Uh...
Roy: Just... no.
Al: ....
Roy: NO.
Al: I'm just gonna go...
Roy: Also no.
Al: Keep cleaning up the...
Al: ...uh.... 'ice cream'....
Roy: ...I'm not going to ask.
Al: ...It's probably better that way.
Al: -also, panty shot!-
Roy: Why am I not surprised?
Ed: -Absently nibbling on one of Roy's fingers-
Roy: And stop doing that... thing.
Roy: And YOU! -points at Ed- STOP TOUCHING ME.
Ed: -Purrs and melts against Roy-
Al: -turns around, flames in eyes-
Al: YOU.
Al: -points at Roy-
Al: IN THE NAME OF.... "DDR"...
Al: -dramatic pose-
Roy: -Roy gets an expression on his face somewhere between "I'm going to kill something, and SOON" and "Oh god, AGAIN?"-
Al: AND IN THE NAME OF PAIRINGS THAT KORA LIKES...
Roy: ..Who's Kora?
Al: -another dramatic pose-
Al: ...-shrugs, points at ceiling-
Ed: Nnnnndunno...-Randomly groping Roy's ass-
Al: That's the name I gave to the lintball in the attic.
Al: She talks to meee @_@
Roy: And why the hell do you keep posing? And can you please wear something that doesn't show your undergarments every time a draft comes up?
Al: ...no?
Roy: And YOU! -slaps Ed's hands off his ass- STOP TOUCHING ME!
Ed: But Taisaaa...you LIKE miniskirts, remember?
Al: That's right!
Roy: Not on you, Elric.
Roy: Not on you.
Al: Awwww
Al: -looks rejected-
Al: -sits in corner-
Al: -...pantyshot!-
Roy: ...And what do miniskirts have to do with OH MY GOD THAT HAND HAS CROSSED THE COMFORT ZONE -extracts Ed's hand from his pants-
Ed: -Purrs, grinning cattishly-
Ed: But Taaiiisaaaaaa!! -Whiiiiine-
Al: He said 'butt'! -giggles madly-
Roy: -Retreats to the wall, leans against it... but of course not in order to protect his ass. Because cowering against the wall in order to protect one's ass is UNMANLY.-
Roy: No. And no. And why am I here? WHY DID YOU CALL ME HERE? What is your intention?
Al: -stands up, poses dramatically-
Al: TO PLEASE...
Al: THE LINTBALL THAT LIVES IN THE ATTIC!
Ed: -Now has Roy pinned and is er....rubbing...a little...too suggestively...there...um...purr-
Al: AND HER FRIENDS, THE CLOTHES PINS!
Al: -foams at mouth-
Moofy: NOW I REALLY AM BACK! The meanie chimeras kept chasing me
Roy: -looks down- ...Why... is your face so close to... Um. Stop that. That's really not... Oh. this is inappropriate. This is far beyond inappropriate.
Al: -looks at ceiling- I SHALL DO YOUR SLASHY BIDDING, LINTBALL OF DESTINY!
Ed: -Glint in eyes-
Al: -bounces over to Ed and gloms all over him-
Al: Niiii-saaaaan....
Roy: Inappropriate was 50 miles back. We need... to U-turn back to Inappropriate and continue on to finally reach Rated G again.
Al: DO I APPEASE YOU, LINTBALL OF DESTINY?
Ed: Taisaaa....
CEILING: ...no. BAHAHAHA.
Roy: Will you stop whining? It interferes with my brain function.
Ed: -Whines more-
Al: -joins in the whining-
Roy: You sound like a dying cat. A dying cat of... dying. And catness.
Roy: OH GOD, IT'S A STEREO EFFECT -Roy falls to his knees-
Al: BAHAHA!
Al: HE IS OURS NOW!
Al: -bouncepantyshot-
Ed: -Better yet, clings, squirms and moans suggestively-
Ed: -PWNAGE!-
Al: -attempts to pwn more but fails-
Roy: -puts his hands over his face and rocks back and forth- It's all a dream... I'll wake up sweating and swearing to never touch vodka again... It's all an illuuuuuusion...
Al: OOGA BOOGA!
Al: -wiggles fingers-
Moofy: *Huggles poor Roy*
Ed: Ah.AH! Aru!
Al: Nee, Roy, you've got your subconscious wish to have girl!Elrics glomming all over you!
Roy: ...No. There is no wish. There is no subconscious. This isn't really happening. Oh god.
Al: -laughs maniacally-
Ed: -Groan- Just shut up Roy...-Enforces-
Al: I SHALL DO THE BIDDING OF THE LINT OF DESTINY!
Al: SHE SHALL LEAD US INTO THE FUTURE!
Roy: -curls up into fetal position- Nooooooobody knoooooooows... What troooouble I've seeeeeeeen...
Al: ....
Al: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedelydee!
Al: There they are a-standing in a row (bumbumbum)
Al: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Ed: Shut up Al! -Enforces-
Al: -shuts up-
Roy: -places his hands over his ears and closes his eyes- I can't hear you. If I can't see you, you can't see me. Nothing is happening. Noooooothing.
Al: ...But...the lint...
Moofy: Oh! There's my remote! it is such a great sex-OW MY TOE!
Al: -takes advantage of the silence and attacks Roy-
Ed: -Attacks Roy's mouth-
Roy: -feels people touching him, but IGNORES EVERYTHING-
Ed: -Glowers-
Moofy: *Glomps Ed*
Roy: -makes muffled noises- Geff ur ton ou oh my mouf!
Al: -pokes Roy's eye- YOU CANNOT IGNORE ME NOW!
Roy: -shrieks as his eyes is brutally violated by Ed-
Ed: -That was Al!-
Roy: *Al.
Moofy: XD
Ed: -Licks Roy's eyeball to creep people out-
Ed: -And to creep him out-
Moofy: *Kisses Al's thumb*
Al: -looks at Moofy- ....
Ed: -Kisses Roy's...er....neck, yes...neck...>>that's it...neck..-
Roy: ...That is not what I think it is.
Roy: ...Because nobody... is depraved enough to lick... my eye.
Al: Except for the AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!
Roy: ...That was... NOT what I--OH GOD, I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK, STOPPIT ED
Al: -wiggles on Ed-
Ed: -Wiggles on Roy-
Roy: ...Al. I think your--uh. -squeaks- ...Touching... bad touching... Bad...
Al: -wigglwigglewigglepantyshotbounce-
Ed: -Wrigglesquirmrubinsuggestiveplaces-
Al: -laughs maniacally-
Ed: -Ass shot-
Ed: -Was never wearing underwear-
Roy: -shrieks, totally losing it- BAD TOUCHING! OH JESUS! BAD! TOUCHING!
Al: THIS IS FOR YOU, LINT OF DESTINY AND LESSER CLOTHES PINS!
Moofy: *Wigglewigglesquirm*
Moofy: *Hugs Roy*
Ed: -Nibbles on Roy's ear, rubbing against him and groaning slightly-
Ed: -Bites Roy's shoulder-
Roy: ...That hurt. u_u
Ed: -Purrs and licks it to make it better-
Roy: Why are you making that... noise? Uh. Can you... personal space... uh...
Al: -sings the Llama Song-
Al: IT IS THE CALL OF THE LINT OF DESTINY!
Al: -Llama song echoes from the ceiling-
Ed: -Makes Roy shut up-
Roy: I actually have no idea who... any of you guys are, beyond Meowcat and Nanashi.
Moofy: neither do I
Ed: Roy..you're babbling...
Al: BABBLEBABBLE!
Moofy: *Pokes VA with a spear*
Ed: AL! HELP ME FUCK HIM! I mean....RESTRAIN HIM!
Ed: >>;
Al: ...
Ed: I mean....
Ed: Er....
Al: -helps to DDR him...-
Moofy: hehehehe
Ed: Yeah, that
Moofy: ^^;;
Roy: ...That hurts. My brain. I...
Roy: ...I feel dirty.
Ed: -Sits on Roy's chest......not wearing underwear...in a miniskirt.-
Ed: -Leans down- Neeee.....Taisaaaa....am I not gooood enough for you?
Roy: ...I sincerely hope that the bits of you touching me are not the bits I think are touching me.
Roy: ...Because that... is truly... disturbing.
Al: Nee, Nii-san, you are going to leave a spot on his shirt...
Roy: Phenomenally disturbing.
Ed: -Slaps Roy- Damnit you bastard Colonel!
Roy: To the Nth degree.
Roy: -slaps Edward back, shoving him off his chest and standing up- STOP TOUCHING ME.
Al: NII-SAAN!
Ed: -Tears well up in his eyes as he sits there like a girl that's just been slapped in the face, all innocent and fragile and miniskirtwearing-
Ed: -Wibble-
Al: Why have I lost to Taiiiisaaaaa...
Al: -wibblesniffpathetic-
Al: -pantyshot-
Ed: You damn bastard! -Sob- How could you do this to me!
Ed: -Throws cake at Roy-
Al: You damn bastard! -sob- How could you do this to me?
Al: -throws cake at Ed-
Ed: -Eats cake in a seductive manner, then goes back to being a whiny angsty heartbroken magical girl Edo-
-CUE FALLAPART OF RP HERE! YAY!-
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I'll try and go back to writing more serious things now...but hell, I hadn't done crack in forever...I just HAD to...XD
 
 
outlandish moles f☠cking gophersbby on November 16th, 2004 09:03 am (UTC)
No words... can express what I am feeling right now. XD;;;


Hey, I'm not the only one who thought of the 'taboo' and 'kinki' thing~! X3 See? All the Elric's had to do to get their mother back was- *is shot* *pervert*
Sydxkesshoux on November 16th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
Exactly! -Grins goofily, about the only part that hasn't been torn to bits by cannon fodder and 'stray bullets'- ^^
CphT, bitches.: neurotic little dudeladymetaka on November 16th, 2004 10:09 am (UTC)
XD oh the stuff I missed when Sloth gave up and ran away. That's insane. Hell-con, here we come.
Sydxkesshoux on November 16th, 2004 10:19 am (UTC)
Can I reserve the big guy's chair and command teh minions of Hell-con for this? -cute innocent pleading evil kitten eyes-