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28 October 2004 @ 10:06 pm
Roy/Ed fic  
Title: Namedropper
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Inspired by this.


Catching up on paperwork late at night wasn't so bad when you had somebody to provide a distraction when it got too boring for words.

Roy groaned, reaching up to swipe a bead of sweat from his jaw before it could fall. "God, Fullmetal," he groaned, thrusting again into the heated body beneath him.

The smaller alchemist panted, twisting on the couch cushions, the fingernails of his flesh hand digging into Roy's back. "I have a name, damn it," he hissed, though Roy couldn't have guessed where he got the breath. "Use it."

"Ah..." Roy couldn't respond, too close to the edge to form coherent though. One more thrust and he was over it, semen spilling from his body as the name spilled from his lips. "Al. Al! ALPHONSE!"

The first thing he was aware of when the aftershocks faded was an automail hand on his throat. "Taisa," the owner of that hand said darkly. "You've got five seconds to explain why you called my brother's name in bed."

"Ah?" Roy peered down at his lover, noting the murderous expression in this golden eyes. "Wait, you mean you're the other one? The other Elric brother?"

"YES! Dammit, I'm Ed! Edward!"

"Really?" Roy squinted. "Hold on. I thought Edward was the name of the older brother."

"I AM THE OLDER BROTHER!"

Oh, damn it all, he was going to have to update those files.

Assuming he lived that long.


~fin~
 
 
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~Spinny Roses~ Evil on Legs~: It's okay when I say sobleedingsand on October 28th, 2004 10:12 pm (UTC)
*dies*

Sloth, I think you've outdone yourself.
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 10:16 pm (UTC)
Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Thankees.

Now, what to write next? Chibi kyoudai? Plushie Al? Or SlothxEd?
Icedark_elficedark_elf on October 28th, 2004 10:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
SlothxEd! SlothxEd! The trama/angst calls me to it.
~Spinny Roses~ Evil on Legs~: I am not afraidbleedingsand on October 28th, 2004 10:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
True. It does call to me too. But Wrath wants to giggle now.
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
I can't do both! @__@
~Spinny Roses~ Evil on Legs~: Innocent deathbleedingsand on October 28th, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Hmm. I'm giggling my ass off over Plushie Al, so why not that one?
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Well, Gluttony also asked for Plushie Al, so I guess it's that one. ^^; I'll post it here if I finish it tonight. *lazy*
~Spinny Roses~ Evil on Legs~: Canta per me (Risa)bleedingsand on October 28th, 2004 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Yay!

*looks at time* OH SHIT. 8:00 class. Have to get off, have to get some sleep before Physiology, must finish book, have to...

Uh... I didn't just say I had to finish the book I'm reading, did I? Because if I did, I'm not getting any sleep tonight.
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Oops. Good luck!
Kyrareikah on October 29th, 2004 10:31 am (UTC)
Re: Icon lurve! Yomiko!
Chibi kyoudai Elricest? If not, then SlothxEd, since you've already THREATENED me with it :p.
Icedark_elficedark_elf on October 28th, 2004 10:17 pm (UTC)
*giggles, loses much air, dies* I'm dead, you killed me. Sloth killed Greed, how sad. Envy will get you because there will be no more HC.

Hilarious. More?

Wonder why Ed's so pissed that Roy called out Al's name? Jealousy? If so, of which one? *snerks*

I'm a talkative corpse, aren't I?
Kalika Maxwell: gluttonykalikamaxwell on October 28th, 2004 11:23 pm (UTC)
We're all a bunch of death things. Wee. The good side is, we can hardly get any dead-er. We just need to stay clear of pesky genius alchemists.

Love me like you love the sunfish_twin on October 28th, 2004 11:45 pm (UTC)
O_o
that was brilliant XDD
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 11:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

*amused by the Kyou alchemist*
Love me like you love the sunfish_twin on October 29th, 2004 12:57 am (UTC)
seems like most of the people here are amused by my avatar

i want to make a mini comic of it... but to lazy to figure out some kind of story for it...
Cuddlefishmoumusu on October 28th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC)
LOL. Well, you screwed him, but you forgot his name...silly colonel...
mikkeneko on October 28th, 2004 11:56 pm (UTC)
He remember that it was one of the Elric brothers... even remembered both of their names... doesn't that count for anything?
Cuddlefishmoumusu on October 29th, 2004 12:08 am (UTC)
I suppose so. Poor taisa. He does work very hard. *pets him* But he mixed them up! That's supposed to happen during the threesome... Σ(゜Д゜)
avianthropy on October 29th, 2004 01:13 am (UTC)
*dies laughing* This fic is the perfect use of "useless" trivia.
mikkeneko on October 29th, 2004 01:24 am (UTC)
Thank you! I wanted to do something to mark the trivia. XD
shuugasmer on October 29th, 2004 03:17 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

...You're feeding my growing love for RoyxAl.
The Stuttering Lanterne: inuchan mascara - hoshiakaritrf_chan on October 29th, 2004 04:57 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDDDDD

This > All.
always count on a murderer for a fancy prose stylemeasuringlife on October 29th, 2004 05:03 am (UTC)
XDDDDD!

::dies laughing::

"Taisa," the owner of that hand said darkly. "You've got five seconds to explain why you called my brother's name in bed."

X3 Oh dear Roy, you are so fucked. (literally!)

This is so going into my memories~~
Anne: Well dressed LURVEhanazuke on October 29th, 2004 07:42 am (UTC)
That is, HILARIOUS
Monicamoneko on October 29th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
Awww poor Taisa!! That was really funny, thank you! <3
Poison Envy: Against all Odds [by _metamorphic]winter_ruins on October 29th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)
XD I'm not usually a big fan of Royed, but after reading the trivia, I couldn't resist looking. XDD <333

And thanks for linkage, the trivia was very amusing. ^^;
Kyrareikah on October 29th, 2004 10:32 am (UTC)
*Dies*

Fuck you, you've inspired me now >_>
Adaadalove on October 29th, 2004 01:04 pm (UTC)
XDDDDDD Oh god...You've made me laugh myself into a headache~~ Owwwhahahaha...
|<4ti3: kimbly fangirl glomp [taostrife]4ti3k4t35 on October 29th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
Oh my. I love you. THAT'S AWESOME. <3