So my friend and I were off on a tangent wondering whether or not Envy would be sexually experienced... She thinks yes because he's lived 400-some-odd years and would probably have done it at one point or another. Or at least seen/heard about it. I said no, my reasoning being just because he's lived that long doesn't mean he would have bothered with that part of humanity. He hates humans, why the heck would he want to experience or listen about something they enjoyed? She argued back that his curiousity would probably overtake him at some point and he'd experiment. Then I said his hatred would overrule his curiousity cause he's a stubborn S.O.B.
Well, this ended up with me going on one of my ramblings, which is basically me making up a nonsense story on the spot.
Envy: why the heck do you want to be human anyway?
Envy: O_o what's so good about sex?
Lust: you don't know? go out and experience it, then get back to me.
Lust: unless you're... afraid to?
Envy: >_< I'll show you!
Envy: *goes out to town and approaches a girl* give me sex
Girl #1: *SLAP*
Envy: ack! O_O;; *quickly retreats and finds another girl* I want sex
Girl #2: *SLAP SLAP SLAP*
Envy: Ow!! @_@;; *runs away and tries a third time* show me sex!
Girl #3: *SLAP PUNCH BEAT TO A PULP*
Envy: waaaiiii!! T_T this is not fun...
Ed: *spots Envy* what the heck happened to you?
Envy: *glares at Ed* I RAPE YOU! *slaps him and runs*
Lust: *sees Envy coming back* that was quick...
Envy: I had sex with three girls and raped the shorty.
Lust: O_o;; in half an hour?
Envy: >_<# sex hurts! *rubs his cheek* I'm gonna make you regret tricking me like that! stupid humans...
Lust: *at a complete loss*
...and that's pretty much where I got off on a completely different tangent and things stopped making sense. If you made it this far through my muck of randomness, I congratulate you :D