My group members stare at me, then shrug. "Okay."
So in our comic, creatively titled "Edouard, Alphonse, et l'ile," our two protagonists stand around on the plage for the first few panels complaining about how hungry they are. Four days pass, and they are looking considerably skinnier. And then...
Ed: "Hey, Alphonse, we've already done human transmutation and incest, one more taboo couldn't hurt."
Al: "What do you mean?"
Ed: "Let's try CANNIBALISM." >D
Then Edouard proceeds to chase Alphonse up a palm tree.
Al: "Non!" D:
Ed: "Oui!" :E
And after another day of running around, they make it to the other side of the island and discover a hotel. There they feast themselves on yummy food, and live happily ever after.