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20 October 2004 @ 09:29 pm
My High School Reunion Nightmares Are Invaded By FMA  

"Oh, no!" you say; "Another dream post!"

"Yes," I answer; "Another."


Ever since I was in middle school, my stress-induced, "coming to school with no clothes on and only finding out when I get there" dreams have been replaced with nightmares about my ten-year high school reunion. Recently, they have become more frequent because... well, I don't know why. I could swear I am less stressed out than last year.

Anyways, in these dreams, there are two main components: a) I am a highly successful general of some sort in a military branch, and b) I am not married and I have not managed to carry a relationship with a man longer than three months. Ever. I always wear my uniform in the dream with a handgun at my hip. What makes the dream a nightmare is that I show up for my high school reunion to find that everyone else in my year - everyone, even the people who are homosexual - are married. My friends are married, my communist friend who thinks men are scum is married, and what am I? I kill people.

In this particular version, I take a date to the reunion, and the date is Kimberly. Kimberly, unfortunately, attempts to be a gentleman at the party and talks with my friends' husbands about the finer points of murder. One of my friends is married to Alphonse (in armour form), and the two of them get into an argument over the worth of a human life. Kimberly flashes is tatooed hands; Al flashes his shiny, metal ass. My friend withers in embarrassment; I chew my tongue to stop agreeing with Kimberly.

Eventually, the two of them get into a fight. Kimberly blows up various things while Al attempts to transmute the uniform that the Crimson Alchemist is wearing into brown, paper bags. I drink soda, but everyone else is drunk excluding said opponents, and they start getting it on with their husbands (I think Ed is married to Envy in the dream sometimes, but Envy is a girl). Kimberly, being... well, the Crimson Alchemist, gets away from Al when the fight becomes impaired with Al making out with his wife and all. We then go back to the base and kill people.

Sometimes, if I'm very unlucky, the dream continues to a sort of afterword where Kimberly blows things up, I command people to kill, and Roy Mustang makes a guest appearance as my casual sex buddy.

Actually, it's an alright dream, but I'm still not married.


 
 
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|<4ti3: kimbly fangirl glomp [taostrife]4ti3k4t35 on October 20th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
KIMBLEE! Kimblee Kimblee Kimblee Kimblee Kimblee *drooling fangirly lust*

Wait? What?
Absolutely no decorum.niwakaame on October 20th, 2004 10:59 pm (UTC)
And even a little Envy x Ed in yer dream to please the fandom <3<3.
And a LOT of Kimbley <3. Haha, well, you have the time to get married, no ?
Besides your dreams are more sane than some of other people *coughcough*me*cough* where *cough cough*you're on a giant slide with the Teenage ninja turtles dressed as sailor senshi beside you and you end up finding yourself in the mouth of a giant fish*cough cough*
♞ lovely little liar ♞metallic_sweet on October 21st, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Now that's messed up. ^^
(Anonymous) on October 20th, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC)
I don't think anyone who isn't married will ever
come to reunion.
I 'm sure that I will be the only one, who is
unmarried there.
So?
Buffalo in a China Shoprinnychan on October 21st, 2004 05:42 am (UTC)
I love you. What do I have to think about at night to have dreams such as this?
deus ex moehindsight on October 21st, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
...When I dreamt about Kimbley, he tried to blow me up. D: But keyword is tried. Apparently I was blowup-proof in the dream or something. 8D;
The Sky_wasurenai on October 21st, 2004 10:27 am (UTC)
Kimbley: "SPLODEY! ::blows up Merodi!::"
Merodi: "o_o ::doesn't do anything::"
Kimbley: "... splodey? ; ;"
Merodi: ".. ^^*"
Kimbley: "..... T^T"
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; ; Aw.
deus ex moehindsight on October 21st, 2004 10:34 am (UTC)
Unfortunetely he found out I was not bullet-proof and he found a gun and pointed at me. X^( But then later we played the Sims. 8D;
fantasypronefantasyprone on October 21st, 2004 04:46 pm (UTC)
Hm, I keep dreaming I get shot... Only anime characters around was I-think-he-was-Kakashi and Zabuza from Naruto... T.T Why don't the Elric brothers turn up in my dreams?! Wah! Not fair!
...why is it only Zabuza shooting me? Why not something *fun*?...
♞ lovely little liar ♞metallic_sweet on October 21st, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
But... Zabuza is fun, although Itachi would be very fun. Very, very fun would be Gaara.
Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on October 21st, 2004 11:56 am (UTC)
*mental picture of Al trying to doodle with chalk on Kimberly's clothes*