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13 October 2004 @ 10:14 pm
amurica, we're being manipulated  
I've finally discovered the truth about the War on Terror.

As I was watching the Presidential debate tonight, I was trying to decide which deadly sin was best embodied in our President, Good Ole Dubya. The answer is, of course, all of them, but as I was thinking, my mind (as it does at every oppurtunity) began wandering to FMA, and suddenly everything became clear...

Our world is in great danger. The fact that American troops are trapped in the death pit of the Iraq conflict is bad enough, but it is nothing compared to the administration's real plan. And that is... to create the Philosopher's stone.

Think about it. We all know the Cheney is in poor health - would it be too far from the truth to consider him already dead? Compare him to Dante, and we have a power-crazy immortal who is in desperate need of a new body. All he needs is a puppet, a homonculus to do his bidding. Someone soulless and immoral, incapable of emotions and only able to think about himself and his kind. And of course, the best choice is -- Dubya himself!

So we have Dubya the soulless Homonculus, Cheney the puppeteer, and an entire country full of brown-skinned foreigners with religious differences from the attacking country and Whammo! Instant philosopher's stone! Watch out world, Dick's gonna get a new skin suit.
Current Mood: happyenlightened
Current Music: crazy liberal music
angsty lemon ukewabisuke on October 13th, 2004 07:56 pm (UTC)
run-on sentence: Ryoko/Happy - (c) meshann on October 13th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC)
Nyeheheh, sure ya can. :3
sarah: havoc diaryoddrid on October 13th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)
Meep! I wanted to credit, but I couldn't remember where the hell I found it >.>;;; I guess I was surfing LJ one day and immediately saved it cause it was so damned funny... Oooopies! :3 Anyway I wuvs it, and I guess I can credit it now that I know who did it.

run-on sentence: Al Sparkle/Heart - (c) neko90shann on October 13th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)
No prob. ^^ I'm glad you enjoy my random idiocy that much. X3;;

Though someone must have been stalking my LJ in order to find it since I posted teh piccy in the midst of a bunch of comments. YAYS, I have internet stalkers!!11!1!one XDDD And strangely, I am honored. <3

Kerry and his army of Eds shall conquer all!!11

*is hailed to* ^__^
I run on coffee and impatiencemelts on October 14th, 2004 08:38 am (UTC)
....XDD I love both Kerry and Ed, but those two would prolly have a falling out...

Kerry: Who's this small bean that's been following me everywhere?

...Kerry is like..what? 6 ft tall?