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13 October 2004 @ 10:14 pm
amurica, we're being manipulated  
I've finally discovered the truth about the War on Terror.



As I was watching the Presidential debate tonight, I was trying to decide which deadly sin was best embodied in our President, Good Ole Dubya. The answer is, of course, all of them, but as I was thinking, my mind (as it does at every oppurtunity) began wandering to FMA, and suddenly everything became clear...

Our world is in great danger. The fact that American troops are trapped in the death pit of the Iraq conflict is bad enough, but it is nothing compared to the administration's real plan. And that is... to create the Philosopher's stone.

Think about it. We all know the Cheney is in poor health - would it be too far from the truth to consider him already dead? Compare him to Dante, and we have a power-crazy immortal who is in desperate need of a new body. All he needs is a puppet, a homonculus to do his bidding. Someone soulless and immoral, incapable of emotions and only able to think about himself and his kind. And of course, the best choice is -- Dubya himself!

So we have Dubya the soulless Homonculus, Cheney the puppeteer, and an entire country full of brown-skinned foreigners with religious differences from the attacking country and Whammo! Instant philosopher's stone! Watch out world, Dick's gonna get a new skin suit.
 
 
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Adaadalove on October 13th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
It seems that every time there's a debate, something like this comes up...nevertheless, I'm still amused.

.__.; Eww...what if rotting Cheney decided to give us some fanservice?
reversing the polarity of the neutron flow: hughes. fma [what a wonderful world]x meshinraisei on October 13th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
OH GOOD GAWD NO!

Now THAT will burn my eyes to nothing x_x;.
sarah: havoc diaryoddrid on October 13th, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC)
Fanservice? Like... dying? Cause that'd be service to me! XD

::burns cheney with butt of her imaginary-cigarette-used-exclusively-for-burning-the-weenies-of-meanies::
Kalika Maxwellkalikamaxwell on October 13th, 2004 08:16 pm (UTC)
But we have to be fans first. Must... be... strong... *starts fangirling Cheney*

Bushmunculus, the sin of Stupidity. Sounds good.
Ansem, seeker of the cock: Lust - seven deadly sinspowercorrupts on October 13th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC)
Mwa, I started it, though! You cannot deny my wanky powers...

;_; Now now, Dante pulling down her dress is one thing, but Cheney? Yick, don't want to see none of that, now. Much too old, much too disgusting.
Poison Envy: WTF? [Gift from Jennyrogue]winter_ruins on October 14th, 2004 06:51 am (UTC)
Cheney wears dresses? ((Oh, boo-runs, I got rid of my crossdressing icon >.>))
i am a jedi, like my father before me: not!Daisuketatooine on October 13th, 2004 08:21 pm (UTC)
It seems that every time there's a debate, something like this comes up...

Yeah.

... and Sheizka is Howard Dean.