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13 October 2004 @ 10:14 pm
amurica, we're being manipulated  
I've finally discovered the truth about the War on Terror.



As I was watching the Presidential debate tonight, I was trying to decide which deadly sin was best embodied in our President, Good Ole Dubya. The answer is, of course, all of them, but as I was thinking, my mind (as it does at every oppurtunity) began wandering to FMA, and suddenly everything became clear...

Our world is in great danger. The fact that American troops are trapped in the death pit of the Iraq conflict is bad enough, but it is nothing compared to the administration's real plan. And that is... to create the Philosopher's stone.

Think about it. We all know the Cheney is in poor health - would it be too far from the truth to consider him already dead? Compare him to Dante, and we have a power-crazy immortal who is in desperate need of a new body. All he needs is a puppet, a homonculus to do his bidding. Someone soulless and immoral, incapable of emotions and only able to think about himself and his kind. And of course, the best choice is -- Dubya himself!

So we have Dubya the soulless Homonculus, Cheney the puppeteer, and an entire country full of brown-skinned foreigners with religious differences from the attacking country and Whammo! Instant philosopher's stone! Watch out world, Dick's gonna get a new skin suit.
 
 
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darjeeling darlingmalika on October 13th, 2004 07:34 pm (UTC)
...that makes so much sense, it scares me.

So, what/who are Kerry and Edwards? Ed and Al? Ed and Roy? :o

johnxjohn OTP!11
sarah: havoc diaryoddrid on October 13th, 2004 07:42 pm (UTC)


Edwards is definitely Ed. Get it? EDwards? Wahah!
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Marikaitou_marina on October 13th, 2004 07:40 pm (UTC)
Damnit, you stole MY name for Bush! I thought of that first! XP
Kathleenkimmycat on October 14th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC)
I remember that~ You posted it when I did my Ed-hates-Bush photoshop edit right?
Poison Envy: Frightenwinter_ruins on October 13th, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)
...

That's so true it's scary.
sarah: havoc diaryoddrid on October 13th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
Ain't it though? I look at this administration and I get physically ill from their evil. Pretty much the same thing with Dante. Conclusion? They're trying to kill the darkies and use it for their own self-propagating purposes, be it eternal life or filling their pockets with oil money. It's all the same, in the end.
reversing the polarity of the neutron flow: hughes. fma [what a wonderful world]x meshinraisei on October 13th, 2004 07:45 pm (UTC)
That's so freakishly true its not even funny...o_o;

But you know with the ultra-secrecy the US surrounds itself in, we'll never know unless we take a stroll somewhere in the Middle East and hear stories about troops or cities that dissapeared in a day.

Actually the last paragraph had me laughing XD;;;
sarah: havoc diaryoddrid on October 13th, 2004 07:48 pm (UTC)
I have to laugh at these sort of things, or I'll go insane, y'know? This world is just so f*ed up sometimes.

But you know with the ultra-secrecy the US surrounds itself in, we'll never know unless we take a stroll somewhere in the Middle East and hear stories about troops or cities that dissapeared in a day.

Now THAT'S so true it's not funny. >.>;;;
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Adaadalove on October 13th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
It seems that every time there's a debate, something like this comes up...nevertheless, I'm still amused.

.__.; Eww...what if rotting Cheney decided to give us some fanservice?
reversing the polarity of the neutron flow: hughes. fma [what a wonderful world]x meshinraisei on October 13th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
OH GOOD GAWD NO!

Now THAT will burn my eyes to nothing x_x;.
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run-on sentence: Kenai/Shocked - (c) meshann on October 13th, 2004 07:58 pm (UTC)
That is a terrifying theory. O.o;; I always suspected that Bush was a homunculus, and noted that the war on Iraq had an odd similarity to the Ishvarite war... yet now, all of the pieces have come together. Cheney is the mastermind behind it ALL.

Kerry and his army of Eds must stop him! X333
Keep on Rockin' in MIDGARcoyul on October 14th, 2004 05:02 am (UTC)
I didn't even see the post where someone first compared the wars, and I thought of it too. I guess that proves our theory correct since so many people saw the light. XP
Love me like you love the sun: al - lame_iconsfish_twin on October 13th, 2004 08:39 pm (UTC)
O_o
now that you mention it...
that kinda makes sense O.O

im scared now ;_;
*huggles an Al plushie while hiding in a corner*
shadowlucretia on October 13th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
.. damn wtf O_o that IS freakishly true
Buffalo in a China Shoprinnychan on October 13th, 2004 08:45 pm (UTC)
*cackles insanely* Sin of Stupidity, yes XD God, that's beautiful. I love you. And...the scariest thing is, it could be true. The Philosopher's Stone was regarded as a real item, and we know that at the beginning of FMA, Ed had so little idea of the workings of the world that he probably knew as much as we do now. There is nothing keeping that situation from being accurate.

...*whimper*
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i loled
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i came
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Asrimalasrimal on October 14th, 2004 04:37 am (UTC)
You there. Keep your politics out of my anime
Kaoruaiko_yamada on October 14th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
Thank you! I was thinking the same. It would be funny to me if it were all true, but it's not. Sorry. ^-^ *huggles Bush*
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She and her Catwednesday_tea on October 14th, 2004 11:28 am (UTC)

Hahahahhahahahahaha! That's hilarious. Gold star for you. So would that make Bush Pride and, as you said, Cheny Dante? Cheny in low cut dresses? OH NOESSS.
sarahoddrid on October 14th, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
MAN-TITTY!!!! X////////////////
darjeeling darlingmalika on September 5th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC)
LYK ONE YEAR AFTER YOU ORIGINALLY POSTED x] I am the first and LAST to comment! Our mutual eljay friending was Meant To Be! Ahh, twu wuv.

And one year later, Bush is still homunculusing and Philosopher Stoning. Oh, Lousiana, Iraq... you're not the first dark peoplez to be sacrificed for this Noble Cause!

(hehe, I had about two hours of sleep 8D excuse my crack comment plz!)