Did I mention that this is not just crack, but ass crack? x_X
Click the link, it is your friend. Unless you will be scarred for life by this. Which I laughed my ass off for half an hour with my friends over. So yeah. Crackness.
I also bring MORE crack which is my art...
I warned you.
And last but not least, the comic from which I made my icon, which I made myself. o.o;
Wrath: Hey it's that Fullmetal kid! I can get the rest of his body now!
Lust: Wrath, that sounded so wrong...
Gluttony: Can I eat him?
Lust: He's a bit puny though, Gluttony...
Ed: WHO'S SMALL LIKE A BEAN AND CAN'T SEE!
Wrath: Lust you moron!! He'll kill us now!
Lust: AGH! Shut up Wrath!
Wrath: Sloth, she's being mean!
(Simplicty speaks, telling Envy: "Shut up moron"...everybody freezes.)
Ed: ...Wrath...get your hand out of my-Al interrupts-: NII-SAN IS MINE!
Pardon me for crack drawings.