My Brother: ...Cornello and Cornello!Envy.
My Brother: Yeah! They standing there, just smiling at each other, then all of a sudden *bzzt* one of them's nekkid!
My Brother: And *fwoomp* the other one's pants fall down!
Me: And Ed's in the background, bleeding out his eyes.
My Brother: bwahahahahaha! "protect me from what I want..." XD
We now return you to your regularly scheduled sanity.