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04 October 2004 @ 04:02 pm
Ani-Magic fanfic!  
I wrote a fanfic using the pictures I took at the Ani-Magic Fullmetal Alchemist gathering! :D Surprisingly, it wasn't all that hard to string them together XD


Title: A Very Fullmetal Story
Pairing: Everyone with everyone else
Summary: Al goes looking for love
Warnings: A bit picture-heavy


Once upon a time in the land of Amestris, there lived a young, angsty boy named Ed.

He was all angsty cause his brother, Al, was a suit of armor.

Of course, Al was pretty angsty as well. He had no human body, so he couldn’t act upon the unfulfilled desires he got whenever he saw his brother being the hootchie main character,

or Roy Mustang taking off his pants…

and then placing them on Ed’s head.

Yes, Roy and Ed made such a cute couple.

Al was extremely jealous, so he set forth to find someone who would love him even if he were just a suit of armor.

He tried looking amongst his friends in the military. Havoc seemed like a good start, since he was always looking for a date. Unfortunately, Al wasn’t good at sexual euphemisms and Havoc just thought he wanted a cigarette.

He tried asking Hughes for advice, but Hughes’s shirt distracted him too much.

He never was able to stop staring long enough to ask. It seemed poor Havoc was also drawn to Hughes's crotch.

Al decided the military isn’t a good place to look for love. He ran out of the base, but stopped short when he saw his brother and the homunculus named Lust. They seemed to be on more than just friendly terms.

He was confused. Why was Ed cheating on Roy? Did male relationships not last? Would he have to go straight? He shuddered at the thought.

All of a sudden, he snapped out of the horrible mental picture when Scar came racing up to Lust.

“What are you doing with that kid!” he yelled at her. “I thought you loved me!”

“Don’t give me that BS,” Lust replied. “I found out the truth about you! You’re cheating on me with Greed!”


“Is that right?!” A new voice yelled from around the corner. Greed stormed up to Scar and punched him.

“You told me you were single! In that case, it’s over between us! I’m going after Fullmetal instead!” With that, Greed grabbed Ed and started making googly faces at him.


“Noooooo!!” Scar cried, completely crushed. “I’ll kill you, Fullmetal!” He reached out his hand and grabbed Ed as the short boy pouted.


“Damnit, just cause I’m the main character doesn’t mean I have to die, like, twenty thousand times!”

“Yes it does.” And with that, Scar blew his head off.

“Nooooo!!!” Al screamed and threw himself on his brother’s lifeless body.


“I’m sorry, Al…” Scar tried to comfort the armor. “But I had to… he was a slut…”


“I know,” Al sniffed. “I forgive you…”

Meanwhile, Greed completely melted at Scar’s display of love and forgave him as well.

Al was happy for them, but he was still alone. Greed took notice and gave Al a hug.

Al, being completely grateful that someone loves him at last, gave himself over to the sexy homunculus.

Greed then proceeded to teach Al the wonders of man-love.

He even went as far as taking Al’s virginity.

They were all happy and went home together to get kinky.

Meanwhile, Roy came outside and found Ed’s body on the ground. “Well… nothing a bit of formaldehyde won’t fix…”.



Epilogue
A few days later, a statue of the famous Fullmetal Alchemist was erected outside where the tragic young man died.

Up in heaven, Ed was finally able to relax, surrounded by chibi angel love (who just happens to look like his brother).

Al eventually left Greed and Scar and met his true love, Wrath


Crossposted to my own journal
 
 
EVILNEKOHILDA: izumi reads comecome paradise?? // soraevilnekohilda on October 4th, 2004 04:39 pm (UTC)
*is cracking up* You're totally my hero now.
Wiccat: Far too happy (iconwiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
huzzah! I'm loved! XD
Aurënfaieaurenfaie on October 4th, 2004 04:40 pm (UTC)
Waahaha, I love the Greed and Al bits. *grins*
Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:42 pm (UTC)
Greed and Al make such a cute pairing... I couldn't resist requesting pictures when I saw there was a Greed there ^__^
(no subject) - aurenfaie on October 4th, 2004 04:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - aurenfaie on October 4th, 2004 04:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Marikaitou_marina on October 4th, 2004 04:42 pm (UTC)
OMG I KNOW THAT SCAR COSPLAYER! *MASSIVELOVE!* astelspirals, DAISUKI!!

*dies* So many cute pictures! Aww man, that con looked like fun! <3

*can'twaittocosplayed*
Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC)
yeah, she makes an awesome Scar ^___^ needs a shorter tribble though!
Zranazrana on October 4th, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC)
XD!!!!!

It looked like you people had too much fun!

I hope at have at least half the fun you apparently had at my next con! (Less than a month left, YAY!)
Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:45 pm (UTC)
oh? which one? next ones I'm going to is probably yaoi-con
(no subject) - zrana on October 4th, 2004 04:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wiccat on October 4th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - zrana on October 4th, 2004 05:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Adaadalove on October 4th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
XDDDD <33 I am in love with plushie!Al. *waaants*
Kenshin'sartw0lf on October 4th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
thanks *maker of said al plushies*
maboroshi_hime on October 4th, 2004 04:52 pm (UTC)
YoU KILLED MY BRAIN!

“Damnit, just cause I’m the main character doesn’t mean I have to die, like, twenty thousand times!”

What about me? That's got to be the UPTEENTH time my brain was brutally murdered died.

That standing, I love this story and you're AWESOME! XD
sugaahcube on October 4th, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO!! That was just too great!!! <33
Feriawithout_reason on October 4th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC)
O_O

XD It seems you guys had so much fun! I ENVY YOU GUYS! XD

And GREAT story BTW! <33333 *rolls over*
Procrastination Queen: FMA - STFU I'M NOT SHORT!!1 [teruterubooforever_slash on October 4th, 2004 05:24 pm (UTC)
...formaldehyde... oh God... <3333333!!!
darjeeling darlingmalika on October 4th, 2004 05:47 pm (UTC)
XD!! all those cosplayers are mega hot. <3

and did you make or buy those Al plushies? so cute... T_T
Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on October 4th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
The Al plushies were made by the Ed in my pics ^__^ We were going to sell them in the artist alley, but only two people bought one.
(no subject) - malika on October 4th, 2004 06:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wiccat on October 4th, 2004 06:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - artw0lf on October 4th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - malika on October 4th, 2004 07:44 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Terterrierlee on October 4th, 2004 05:47 pm (UTC)
Would the story be different if Sloth was there? O_o
Wiccat: Far too happy (iconwiccat on October 4th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
Yep! Lust would've probably rebelled against the yaoiness by going off and playing checkers with Sloth
(no subject) - terrierlee on October 4th, 2004 06:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mikkeneko on October 4th, 2004 05:48 pm (UTC)
Meanwhile, Roy came outside and found Ed’s body on the ground. “Well… nothing a bit of formaldehyde won’t fix…”

This is about the point where I died laughing.

Well done.
a fangirltreesock on October 4th, 2004 06:13 pm (UTC)
I WANT TO SEX THAT HUGHES UP. SERIOUSLY.

BEST SHIRT EVER.

XDXD
Kenshin'sartw0lf on October 4th, 2004 06:52 pm (UTC)
@.@; dear lord thats too many pics of me used in such a wroge manner but eh its funny _'_;;;;